There are in excess of 50 thousand MobileFormatter lead paragraph transform alerts per 24 hour window starting on Feb 11:
https://logstash.wikimedia.org/goto/04520c8fceeb291e778f6cfcf4daf6dc
Developer notes
The issue seems to occur when Title::getLatestRevID is 0 which can return 0 when !Title::getArticleID( 0 )
It's unclear when this happens (maybe in a special page?), but MobileFormatter::canApply should return 0 if this is the case.
I'd suggest that ExtMobileFrontend::domParse considers revision before applying a mobile formatter.
This will suppress the logs and ensure we don't run the MobileFormatter on pages it is not needed.