Best ear and nose hair trimmer? (2025)

arlum said:

I know a guy who trains small field mice to handle this issue. You just apply a dab of cheese to whatever hairs need removing, lay flat and release the little guys high on your chest just below your chin.

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Sounds like a good contender for one of those Japanese game shows.

Tarkus60 said:

I have never had ear hair until about 2 years ago.....why????

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Age…..simply age.

Tarkus60 said:

I have never had ear hair until about 2 years ago.....why????

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That’s where the hair goes when it starts migrating from the top of your head…

arlum said:

I know a guy who trains small field mice to handle this issue. You just apply a dab of cheese to whatever hairs need removing, lay flat and release the little guys high on your chest just below your chin.

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Kind of like the fish that eat dead skin off people's feet?

BurtGummer said:

That’s where the hair goes when it starts migrating from the top of your head…

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There, as well as to the back and shoulders.

"Male aging has been described as losing hair where you want it and growing it where you don't."

I use something similar to this: eyebrow trimmer

I use a guard for eyebrows, and can remove it for ears and nose. I mostly just yank nose hairs, then clean my ears with the trimmer. I do my eyebrows to keep them neat - I dislike when my - ahem! - my age get the long bushy eyebrows.

arlum said:

I know a guy who trains small field mice to handle this issue. You just apply a dab of cheese to whatever hairs need removing, lay flat and release the little guys high on your chest just below your chin.

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What kind of cheese do they prefer?

Twofingerlou said:

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@Twofingerlou you may need to update your alias to Onefingerlou after using this beast!

Epilady for the win,! The flying spring will rip 'em out! Analgesia premed recommended.

Manual Slim said:

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These should come with directions to the nearest Urgent Care.

LocoTex said:

Be very careful.

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With extreme prejudice.

Like others, I use a little pair of round-tip scissors for nose hair. Somehow, I still end up hurting myself half the time, and it stings like a mo-fo. Not my favorite part of a morning hangover, lemmee tell ya.

I use the same disposable razor I use for shaving to cut hair on my ears, and I long ago snapped off the plastic head of one of those razors for cutting hair in my ears. You can hold it one way or the other, and run it around inside your earhole in one direction or the other. Works pretty well for me.