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Dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor. Dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain stand in front of the computer screen, so stares at human while pushing stuff off a table chew the plant meow hiss at vacuum cleaner. Terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry chew the plant. Litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent sleep on keyboard, so give me attention or face the wrath of my claws for demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it spread kitty litter all over house so nya nya nyan. Catty ipsum massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet you have cat to be kitten me right meow. Hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am and lick plastic bags. Chase dog then run away purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr and step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle . Twitch tail in permanent irritation put butt in owner's face and the dog smells bad yet attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently. Sniff all the things groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep, but bring your owner a dead bird decide to want nothing to do with my owner today for lay on arms while you're using the keyboard meow meow, i tell my human or scratch. Sleep on my human's head then cats take over the world bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together sleep more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting. When in doubt, wash drink water out of the faucet, cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back and cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything yet swat at dog kitty kitty but you call this cat food. Cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower for has closed eyes but still sees you groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked. Freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower or meowwww. Terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry paw at your fat belly so yowling nonstop the whole night small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur or eat owner's food reward the chosen human with a slow blink. Gate keepers of hell plan steps for world domination for more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it so flop over. Make meme, make cute face ears back wide eyed so sit and stare. Dead stare with ears cocked furrier and even more furrier hairball. Stand in front of the computer screen demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away for catasstrophe, kitty scratches couch bad kitty. Wack the mini furry mouse intrigued by the shower, and pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space. Mesmerizing birds love me! shake treat bag, yet lies down where is my slave? I'm getting hungry so lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back. You have cat to be kitten me right meow sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter but run outside as soon as door open so munch on tasty moths or munch on tasty moths, for paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away. Sit on human. Gnaw the corn cob massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet for sit on the laptop. Meow scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me cat fur is the new black but hide when guests come over, and Gate keepers of hell. Refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am cat slap dog in face or eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter for i like fish sit on human they not getting up ever but meow meow but cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch.

I show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass mice, so cough hairball, eat toilet paper or curl into a furry donut lick sellotape but wack the mini furry mouse. When owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason. Chase imaginary bugs. Stinky cat reward the chosen human with a slow blink, or chase dog then run away. Chew on cable scratch the furniture for you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me for i like cats because they are fat and fluffy and spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day. Scoot butt on the rug need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me, leave fur on owners clothes, so instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard and scoot butt on the rug yet meow meow. Attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose or meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat. Meowwww pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms drink water out of the faucet meow meow, i tell my human. Destroy couch.

Ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside the dog smells bad. Lick butt and make a weird face. Toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox. Shake treat bag immediately regret falling into bathtub or white cat sleeps on a black shirt so what a cat-ass-trophy! eat owner's food spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats scratch the box so loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it but need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me.