Redesigning one's personal home page was — back in the day — what one did while waiting
for modems to connect. In a dusty pile of Zip disks, I found the remnants of my old personal sites —
I've fixed a handful of broken bits and converted old ASP code to (bad) client-side javascript, but
other than that these are cringe-worthy in their historical accuracy. Inaccessible, mobile-unfriendly,
and jam-packed with spacer gifs.
30 years later, the author disagrees with pretty much everything he wrote in this era, both content and markup.