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Presenting: The Tottenham Hotspur Barclaysman XI
It’s a slow week!
Cartilage Free Captain predicts the 2024-25 Premier League
We asked, you answered. BOY HOWDY did you answer!
Play Cartilage Free Captain fantasy football!
Back by popular demand!
Googling “Tottenham Hotspur” today gives you a fun surprise
It’s a trophy and it totally counts!
Whoa, Radu Dragusin is a Rubik’s Cube whiz!
WHY DIDN’T WE KNOW ABOUT THIS BEFORE NOW
Alfie Whiteman seems extremely cool and I’d like to be his friend
Can your other club’s fourth string keeper successfully DJ a jazz fusion radio set? I don’t think so.
Where is Manor Solomon?
Hanging out with Kate Middleton, apparently.
Non-violent things we wish for Matty Cash
It’s not nice to wish injury upon opposition players. But we can wish other things!
Tottenham introduce new “Legendary Numbers” to run alongside legacy numbers
The stuff of legends
A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
READ THIS PIECE
Emerson Royal’s comp of his baby’s birth is the wholesome Spurs content you need
Welcome to the Royal Baby!
Cartilage Free Captain predicts the 2023-24 Premier League
We asked, you answered. And with not too many surprises.
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Can Dustin remember he has a team after Week 8 this season? Let’s find out!
Five weird things we noticed in Harry Kane’s “Hot Ones” video
Harry Kane + hot wings
Introducing your All-Presidential XI
In honor of Tottenham’s James Maddison, America’s Fourth President
Tottenham Hotspur’s answers to the THST, as written by ChatGPT
Can a computer write better answers to hard questions than the Spurs board?
Presenting Tottenham Hotspur players as AI-generated Pokemon
Happy international break!
Cartilage Free Captain Predicts the 2022-23 Premier League
We put our prognostication hats on!
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Can Dustin remember he has a team after Week 8 this season? Let’s find out!
A message from THE Cartilage Free Captain
Y’all are just the best. Thank you.
Harry Kane is at the Masters because of course he is
This is completely and utterly anticipated behavior.
Introducing the Premier League All-Hyphen Team
We’re bored on a Thursday.
Tottenham is sick and there’s no football. Let’s have a quiz!
I’m bored and need hashtag content
Harry Kane’s future, as written by an AI
Who knows where Harry Kane’s future lies? Sudowrite does!
Spurs painted into a corner by new sponsor’s deleted tweets
The Twitter admin of Dulux Paints had some fun at Tottenham’s expense today. It didn’t go over well.
Cartilage Free Poetry Slam 15: Erik Lamela Bredlik
Bah gawd, has it been seven years?!
Join the 2020-21 Cartilage Free Captain fantasy Premier League team!
Can you beat me? (Answer: yes, obviously)
Son Heung-Min has a military buzz-cut and I’m crying now
That hair! That beautiful hair!
We trained a neural network on photos of Tottenham Hotspur players. Good luck sleeping tonight.
Computers are getting very good at generating human faces, if it has enough source material. We didn’t give it enough source material.
What’s your “Lifetime Best World XI” lineup?
Your standard best-of lineup... but with a twist!
One Shining Moment: your Carty Free Article Champion
We have a winner!
The Tottenham Hotspur Quarantine House
Choose wisely! Death is not an option.