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[[A stick figure is sitting on a chair typing on a laptop whose cord is lying on the floor, unplugged. White Beret man approaches.]]
<<type type>>
[[White Beret picks up the cord and examines it. The person in the chair continues typing.]]
<<type type>>
[[White Beret puts the cord into his mouth and blows, causing the laptop to inflate, which surprises the person typing.]]
<<PBBBBT>>
<<FOOMP>>
[[White Beret man walks away as the formerly typing person climbs up the chair to reach his now floating-away laptop.]]
{{Title text: In this situation, gzip
dev
inside to deflate, then pipe the compressed air to
dev
input to clean your keyboard. Avert your eyes when you do.}}
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