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[[Students are sitting at desks.]]
Student #1: How do you know there are an infinite number of primes?
Professor: I'll answer in haiku!
Professor: Top prime's divisors'
[[The professor floats into the air.]]
Professor: Product (plus one)'s factors are...?
[[The professor wafts over the students.]]
Professor: Q.E.D., bitches!
Student #2 ((in thought bubble)) Wow, after the 48-hour sleep-dep mark, lectures get
really
interesting.
{{Title text: After somewhere around 40 hours, there's no academic reason to go to the class. Only go for the hallucinations.}}
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