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Rangers 6, Twins 5: Slipping Away (x2)

No sweep in Texas

Twins 5, Rangers 2: Inching Closer

Twins 4, Rangers 3: The games at night are close and tight

The pointless chase for the playoffs continues successfully!

Twins 3, Rangers 2: Twins score more runs in the MLB baseball game and thus win and I am happy about it I guess, but not like to a weird amount. Like a normal amount of happy. I’m a normal person. I’m NOT Weird.

It was cool

Royals 4, Twins 1: Ragan(s) us over the Coles

This wasn’t a bad loss, just... kind of bleh throughout. Happens.

Twins 13, Royals 3: Zebby Matthews gets his first win

Zebby Matthews turned in a good first start, while the offense provided plenty of run support.

Twins 8, Royals 3: Pablo plus One Big Inning equals a win

The Twins’ two-out avalanche in the second inning was more than enough

Guardians 5, Twins 3: Here We Go Loopty Loo (Again)

The 2024 Twins rollercoaster is still in service

Twins 6, Guardians 3: Probably meaningless, still lotsa fun

The grim specter of EVENTUAL FUTILITY looms, but a good time was had by the Twinsers

Joe Ryan out for season, Twins beat Guardians 4-2

The pointless chase for the playoffs continues.

Cubs 8, Twins 2: Poison pen

An unexpected bullpen game turns disastrous.

Cubs 7, Twins 3: Imanaga strikes out ten

Shota Imanaga shut down the Twins lineup, while the Cubs were able to pounce on Pablo López early.

Twins 3, Cubs 0: Festa, Twins bullpen shutdown the Cubs

The Twins pitching staff was dominant and the offense did just enough to win

Twins 13, White Sox 7: As Terrible As Advertised

Twins 10, White Sox 2: This game was closer than the score (actually, just more boring)

Thankfully, the Sox threw it away before the Twins bullpen had a chance to.

Twins 8, Mets 3: We built this Citi

...on rocking homers and rolling opposing grounders.

Mets 2, Twins 0: Mets throw a 2-hit shutout

David Festa turned in a solid start but the offense just wasn’t there tonight.

Twins 5, Tigers 0: Search for third playoff starter Ober?

Bailey makes his case

Meeting of the “Mine!”s as Twins win 9-3

It was a Battle At The Bat Rack as everybody wanted a chance at Detroit’s depleted pitching staff.

Twins 5, Phillies 4: Festa-val of lights

The Twins come back in the final three frames!

Phillies 3, Twins 0: A whole lot of nothing

It was a tight pitching duel until the 9th, when the Phillies struck for 3 runs to seal the win.

Twins 7, Phillies 2: You Ever Drunk Bailey(s) From a Shoe?

Brewers 8, Twins 7: At Least Nobody Saw That One

The Twins lost, but there was a lot of other stuff going on so I don’t think this one even counts.

Giants 3, Twins 2: Gimme a Break

A good time for a week off

White Sox 3-1 (Game 1), Twins 3-2 (Game 2): Double heads are better than one

The homer streak continues, and very little else on offense.

Twins 8, White Sox 6 (11 innings): Clutch hitting propels Twins

The Twins came back multiple times in a roller-coaster victory

Twins 3, Astros 2: A Christian wins the Sunday

Vazquez resurrected!

Astros 13, Twins 12: Rally? Bye, in ashes

From not a chance to HOLY COW THEY MIGHT to a popped balloon.

Twins 12, Tigers 3 (7 Innings:) Offense doinks and boinks its way to a rainy victory

Tigers 9, Twins 2: The Comerican Revolution

Brooks played well; Festa did not. (Yes, I know this was at Target Field.)

Twins 5, Tigers 3: Just keep winning

The Tigers took the lead in the 5th but the Twins got it back and never let go for the win.

Twins 5, Mariners 3: Larnach Lift-Off

Larnach’s late launch propels Twins to third consecutive road series victory!