tomorrow

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

Queueing this for next year

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this

Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors

Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is

Surprise mPreganté

Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)

Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it

Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/rfk-jr-autism-study-medical-records/

Everyone should be entitled to a free little treat once per day when they leave the house. A hot beverage, a cookie, whatever. You should have government issued daily tokens and you should be able to go into a shop or a cafe and pick what you like and take it to the counter and hand them your token and say "this is my free little daily treat" and then you don't have to pay for it. please vote for me as your local mp in the next general election.

The crux of the anti trans movement is a war on bodily autonomy. They don't want you to have any agency over what you look like, how you dress, who you date, whether to have kids, etc.

They want total control over you. Not just trans people. Not just queer people. You. Everyone.

Trans people are just a scapegoat. They want total control over everyone's self expression. They want the right to mold you into their perfect little cog in their dehumanizing machine.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility. Our rights are your rights. Our destruction is your destruction.

They’re gonna start with trans folks and then use that as a precedent for the rest of us. Don’t let them establish that precedent.

Frankly, we should care about trans people and not have to say that it’s going to extend to everyone else to make people listen, but it’s also important that people do know this.

Remember that one poem?

“First they came for the Jews, and I did not stand up because I was not Jewish…”

You know how the rest goes. You know how it ends:

“When they came for me, there was no one left to stand up for me.”

So stand up now before it can get to that.

Been reading some time-travel fix-it-fics and having a great time.

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement 

isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism

Happy 10 year anniversary to this tumblr classic!

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

one smooth shark, coming up

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

internet heiroglyphics

Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it.

ppl who don’t make an effort to listen to their partner(s) abt their interests bc they “don’t like it” scare me

exactly. it’s not about whether you like it or understand it. it’s about sharing their joy and learning about who they are.

Real and true

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)