my favorite bit of "rich people are Like That" ephemera that I picked up from my Russian literature binge was from a noble character who was complaining about his serfs neglecting their duties, specifically the duty of staying up all night long slapping the pond water in order to prevent the frogs from croaking so that the nobleman could enjoy his sleep at his country estate with its adorable pond. whenever I hear wealthy people's complaints in this day and age the majority of it automatically filters to "the fucking serfs won't slap the pond anymore and it's honestly so destructive and cruel of them to deny me my beauty sleep like this" type statements

stop explaining metaphors to people that insist everyone who loves horror is a degenerate. just tell them you jack off to people getting ripped open its all they want to hear

crochet gun i made!! ૮꒰ྀི⸝⸝> . <⸝⸝꒱ྀིა

holy fuck

The box. You opened it, we came.

me, asking to be treated with even a marginal amount of respect and dignity

you, having an idea