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Vint-Knight

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I write post and draw stuff for fun
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australet789

I want to point out how the final fight in Epic is not in song 38 but song 40.

How after Odysseus became "the monster" he then, was the last boss to fight

And Penelope fights him.

Because she fights for her husband, for the man beyond the trauma, for the man WITH the trauma, for the man she will always love and will wait forever if necessary.

She makes him angry, he gets furious and Penelope is the only character so far who matches that fury and tames it.

And Penelope wins.

She defeats the "monster".

And all it's left... it's just a man. Her man.

SO GUESS WHO WAS FUCKING RIGHT

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see-arcane

Mina: "Alright, everyone pinkie swear right now to put Vampire Me down if I hop the line between death and undeath."

Van Helsing and the Suitor Squad: "Depressing, but sure, absolutely."

Jonathan:

Mina: "...Jonathan?"

Jonathan: "Yes?"

Mina: "Will you promise to slay me if I get vampire'd?"

Jonathan: "Mina, I will not lie to you."

Jonathan:

Mina: "Jonathan. I need you to look me in the eye and promise to murder me martyr-style if I get too undead."

Jonathan: "Fine. I can promise to kill."

Mina: "Me? Vampire me?"

Jonathan, making unbroken eye contact with the four guys who just promised to behead and impale his wife if she stops being human enough: "I guarantee there will be killing involved if Vampire You happens."

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The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

The Tonight Dough is a downright hedonistic ice cream flavor concept but in order to obtain it you have to purchase a pint of ice cream with Jimmy Fallon's face on it and then see him in your freezer every day for a week

why are there so many tonight dough posts

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One of the interesting scenes of The Iliad I really like and will like to read, is when Zeus cries when one of his sons (who's on the Trojan side) he tries to go and aid, but Hera stops him and Zeus literally cried ichor from his eyes, like say what you want about Zeus but he does actually have a soul, which is why I would love an adaptation of the Iliad (whether live action or animation) to adapt it.

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Thought of the funniest ways to have Odysseus be naked during "Odysseus" in my animatic and it's when one of the suitors is sulking around and thinks they found him and say "We know these halls, the odds can be tilted" it's just fucking Ody's cloak and loincloth on the floor, the suitors are very confused and then he appears from the shadows (maybe the below is slightly censored by shadow) and proceeds to cut them down.

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