Can KU get back in the win column?
Sure, it never hurts to have another set of prints on a gun
Can’t we have one meeting that doesn’t end with us digging up a corpse?
Ooh, look at me! I’m making people happy! I’m the magical man from happy land, in a gumdrop house on lollypop lane!
Making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel
Seriously, what the hell was that
Can Kansas avoid falling to 1-3?
Fiddle dee dee, that will require a tetanus shot
Why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
It’s a towel, you yutz!
Don’t you hate pants?
There’s a new sheriff in town
Frank Grimes, or "Grimey" as he liked to be called
And that’s how, with a few minor adjustments... you can turn a regular gun into five guns.
A comedy of errors
Rock Chalk!
Things to watch with a prediction at the end!
Game time, channel, radio, odds, and more for today’s matchup
Lisa, maybe if I’m part of that mob, I can help steer it in wise directions. Now, where’s my giant foam cowboy hat and air horn?
Local man, Homer Simpson, shown here with his tongue stuck to a lamp post…
Oh, for gosh— Can’t you people solve these problems yourselves? I mean, we can’t be "policing" the whole city.
Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.