Dumb Jerks
Better know a dumb jerk!
Jeremy Jacobs’ olympics comments are just as Jeremy Jacobs as you’ll get
Jeremy Jacobs said a condescending rich person thing about an international competition that could grow the game because of course he did
Flyers vs Red Wings: the only game that matters
For tonight, affecting the Bruins playoff chances, anyhow.
The Habs are still nothing more than Carey Price, by the way.
At least they now have John Scott.
Bruins owners trademarked Yosemite National Park
As part of some scheme or other, Delaware North holds trademarks for Yosemite National Park and many of the attractions therein.
Tanner Glass fined for being a total jerk
NY Rangers' Tanner Glass has been fined $3,897.85, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for butt-ending Boston's Adam McQuaid.
— NHL Player Safety (@NHLPlayerSafety) March 28, 2015
Tanner Glass was fined for butt-ending Adam McQuaid today.
20% hike makes Bruins most expensive ticket in USA
In the NHL, that is.
It's not a holdout!
Seriously. Reilly Smith and Torey Krug aren't holding out.
Players we love (and love to hate): Canucks
I wish I could have written about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but instead I picked the Vancouver Canucks. Woe is me.
Get to know a dumb jerk Red Wing: SprOuellet
Here's a chance to get to know Xavier "XO" Ouellet and his erstwhile defensive partner and fellow Grand Rapids Griffins call-up Ryan Sproul. The latter is infamous for being the player behind a teammate's recent viral Twitter selfie.
Get to know a dumb jerk Red Wing: Brian Lashoff
Over at Winging It In Motown, they say Brian Lashoff is basically their Matt Bartkowski, but not as good. That could work in the Bruins' favor. See a video of him geting into a fight with an interviewer!
Dumb Jerk: Danny DeKeyser
Herp Derp I wear "65" because it's almost like Nicky's "5"
Better Know a Dumb Jerk: Daniel Alfredsson
by Special Guest, Ryan Classic
Get to Know a Dumb Jerk Red Wing: Jimmy Howard
Knowing me, knowing you (ah-ha) There is nothing we can do Knowing me, knowing you (ah-ha)
Get to Know a Dumb Jerk Red Wing: Gustav Nyquist
Yeah, we're hating on a former Black Bear. Get over it.
Get to know a dumb jerk Red Wing: Niklas Kronwall
IT WAS A CLEAN HIT DUH SHEESH
Get to know a Dumb Jerk Penguin: Brooks Orpik
Because seriously, not only is he a Penguin, but also a former BC Eagle. Gross. Get outta here Orpik you're the worst.
Better Know a Dumb Jerk Ranger: Arron Asham
He scored the series-clinching goal against the Caps, but is he a threat?
Get To Know a Dumb Jerk Leaf: Dion Phaneuf
"Oh douchebag, my douchebag!"
Get to know a Dumb Jerk Leaf: Ryan O'Byrne
You should probably actually already be familiar with this guy. Pretty big dumb jerk, right here.
Get to know a dumb jerk Leaf: Joffrey Lupul
Get to know Joffrey Lupul, a Leafs winger whose goal is always the same: scoring, on and off the ice.