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When I was in wood shop in 7th grade, there was a kid a year above me who actually didn't know how to use a broom to sweep the floor. He had to be taught how by his 7th grade wood shop teacher. That's about all I have to say about.
Felix Hernandez was not that guy.
Pico de Gallo: Logan Morrison (.245 WPA)
Anything Avocado (looking at you, guacamole): Austin Jackson (-.174 WPA)