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Last ice-cold beer in the fridge: Raul Ibanez (.456 WPA)
Human-shaped sweat stain on my office chair: Dustin Ackley (-.245 WPA)
Well, that was...incr....no...timel....no...wait...what's the word...f...f....fun?
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The Mariners' win! A youth-inspired victory! Smiles in the clubhouse! It's too damn hot!