Fun With Numbers, Hitting Edition

God bless you, PITCHf/x tool by Josh Kalk. It doesn't include every pitch thrown in 2007, but it includes a representative sample, so away we go.

Percentage of fastballs seen:

1. Burke, 68.4%
   
2. Ballgame, 65.4%
   
3. Vidro, 65.0%
   
4. Ibanez, 64.6%
   
5. Ichiro, 64.0%
   
6. Guillen, 63.9%
   
7. Sexson, 62.6%
   
8. Betancourt, 62.2%
   
9. Lopez, 60.3%
   
10. Johjima, 56.5%
    
11. Beltre, 55.9%
    
12. Broussard, 55.7%

BA on fastballs put in play (includes homers):

1. Ichiro, .387
   
2. Burke, .375
   
3. Ballgame, .366
   
4. Beltre, .361
   
5. Vidro, .347
   
6. Ibanez, .346
   
7. Guillen, .337
   
8. Betancourt, .305
   
9. Broussard, .295
   
10. Johjima, .282
    
11. Sexson, .276
    
12. Lopez, .262

Isolated power on fastballs put in play:

1. Sexson, .301
   
2. Beltre, .287
   
3. Burke, .250
   
4. Guillen, .215
   
5. Ibanez, .202
   
6. Broussard, .192
   
7. Betancourt, .168
   
8. Johjima, .127
   
9. Lopez, .094
   
10. Vidro, .091
    
11. Ichiro, .073
    
12. Ballgame, .028

Percentage of fastball strikes swung and missed:

1. Guillen, 13.8%
   
2. Sexson, 12.9%
   
3. Broussard, 12.6%
   
4. Beltre, 11.8%
   
5. Ibanez, 10.3%
   
6. Ballgame, 10.2%
   
7. Burke, 8.3%
   
8. Betancourt, 6.0%
   
9. Lopez, 5.4%
   
10. Johjima, 5.0%
    
11. Ichiro, 4.7%
    
12. Vidro, 4.4%

BA on offspeed pitches put in play:

1. Guillen, .414
   
2. Burke, .412
   
3. Broussard, .407
   
4. Ichiro, .362
   
5. Vidro, .361
   
6. Johjima, .348
   
7. Ibanez, .343
   
8. Lopez, .341
   
9. Beltre, .340
   
10. Betancourt, .336
    
11. Ballgame, .333
    
12. Sexson, .286

Isolated power on offspeed pitches put in play:

1. Guillen, .289
   
2. Sexson, .286
   
3. Beltre, .242
   
4. Broussard, .204
   
5. Johjima, .178
   
6. Ibanez, .168
   
7. Betancourt, .114
   
8. Lopez, .104
   
9. Vidro, .098
   
10. Ichiro, .096
    
11. Ballgame, .067
    
12. Burke, .000

Percentage of offspeed strikes swung on and missed:

1. Sexson, 32.8%
   
2. Broussard, 23.3%
   
3. Guillen, 23.2%
   
4. Beltre, 23.0%
   
5. Ballgame, 20.3%
   
6. Johjima, 19.5%
   
7. Lopez, 18.2%
   
8. Betancourt, 15.8%
   
9. Ibanez, 15.0%
   
10. Burke, 12.8%
    
11. Vidro, 11.5%
    
12. Ichiro, 10.5%

Percentage of fastballs thrown for strikes:

1. Beltre, 70.5%
   
2. Ballgame, 69.1%
   
3. Betancourt, 68.9%
   
4. Johjima, 68.6%
   
5. Lopez, 68.2%
   
6. Broussard, 66.1%
   
7. Burke, 64.5%
   
8. Guillen, 63.3%
   
9. Ibanez, 62.4%
   
10. Ichiro, 61.8%
    
11. Vidro, 60.9%
    
12. Sexson, 59.1%

Percentage of offspeed pitches thrown for strikes:

1. Burke, 71.1%
   
2. Lopez, 68.7%
   
3. Ichiro, 67.2%
   
4. Beltre, 65.1%
   
5. Betancourt, 65.1%
   
6. Johjima, 63.4%
   
7. Broussard, 63.3%
   
8. Ballgame, 63.1%
   
9. Guillen, 62.7%
   
10. Vidro, 62.0%
    
11. Ibanez, 60.6%
    
12. Sexson, 58.3%

A few other things of note:

-Ben Broussard has curveball nightmares, and pitchers know it
-Jose Vidro makes contact on everything
-I don't know how many lives Raul Ibanez has, but he's got to have a bunch, considering he dies every time a lefty throws him a slider
-If you were a lefty in 2007, and you were facing Jose Guillen, you'd have been better off shooting yourself
-King Awesome swings really hard