40 in 40: Bryan Woo is an unrefined gem
not 40 in 40: Bryan Woo, die lit
40 in 40: Prelander Berroa has control issues
not like the toxic interpersonal kind tho
40 in 40: Seby Zavala is inevitable
Or, I mean, maybe he’s just here. He’s just a man.
The Seattle Mariners 2024 ZiPS Projections
It comes as no surprise that the FanGraphs model doesn’t see this year’s team as much better than last year’s
Thinking through a possible Mariners trade for Juan Soto
The LL staff takes a look at whether a Soto trade makes sense (probably yes) and if the Mariners would do it (probably no)
Mariners eat Angels’ boneless wings, sauce ‘em 9-7
this is probably the worst headline i’ve written please don’t fire me kate
58-52: Chart
Like a Disneyland roller coaster
Mariners create pocket dimension, marvel at inner structures of universe, spacetime, lose 5-4
This game was a real Standard Model for this year (this joke is for no one, I think)
Mariners don’t forget to not lose, beat White Sox 3-2
baseball is, turns out, good
Mariners try to get out of work quick on a Friday, fail, lose 6-2
they just like me fr fr