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If that lensflare isn't enough though, would you prefer day for night? It comes in the wonderful colors of brown and purple and is around for most of the movie. The whole movie is just seriously ugly.
But honestly... I barely even can call this a movie, because there is just no way to understand it. Here's one scene, there's the next, and another one, but nothing is connected. They seemingly jump through times and places and the best you sometimes get is a subtitle telling me about a person we are about to meet. And later these subtitles also get subtitles, telling us what is supposed to happen, but even that doesn't help.
But honestly... I barely even can call this a movie, because there is just no way to understand it. Here's one scene, there's the next, and another one, but nothing is connected. They seemingly jump through times and places and the best you sometimes get is a subtitle telling me about a person we are about to meet. And later these subtitles also get subtitles, telling us what is supposed to happen, but even that doesn't help.
The acting in this is just sub-par aside from Danielle Scott. The lead actress appears to be channeling a Diane Morgan performance, which isn't a bad thing when Diane Morgan does it, however this woman is not and will never be the legendary Mandy Carter.
The whole storyline is just soap opera level silliness, and admittedly, I was here for some of it. Even the ending, where we get twist upon twist, with the character of Suzy Spanks monologuing in her too tight nurse's outfit, was just utter camp. We get a woman having so much plastic surgery she became a dark featured Asian woman when both of her sisters are pale faced blondes, one woman survived her breasts exploding, two randy old grannies wanting to ride Ricardo Freitas (can't blame them there), and the costumes are like something from a porn movie or a strip club!
The whole storyline is just soap opera level silliness, and admittedly, I was here for some of it. Even the ending, where we get twist upon twist, with the character of Suzy Spanks monologuing in her too tight nurse's outfit, was just utter camp. We get a woman having so much plastic surgery she became a dark featured Asian woman when both of her sisters are pale faced blondes, one woman survived her breasts exploding, two randy old grannies wanting to ride Ricardo Freitas (can't blame them there), and the costumes are like something from a porn movie or a strip club!
This is a review, for whatever it is.
I don't hate it, didn't enjoy it (except for the low-energy but committed demon-puppet sex scene and a great simple Republican jab) and the recommendation from RedLetterMedia really caught my eye on what really is Donald Farmer's worst movie, if you can believe that.
Has better lighting in places than a lot of other films in the space though, and Jessa Flux is giving it her all quite literally.
The whole TV show angle was annoying and there were too many characters that should have lead to more seduction and/or death scenes that did either in more creative ways. This isn't good.
I don't hate it, didn't enjoy it (except for the low-energy but committed demon-puppet sex scene and a great simple Republican jab) and the recommendation from RedLetterMedia really caught my eye on what really is Donald Farmer's worst movie, if you can believe that.
Has better lighting in places than a lot of other films in the space though, and Jessa Flux is giving it her all quite literally.
The whole TV show angle was annoying and there were too many characters that should have lead to more seduction and/or death scenes that did either in more creative ways. This isn't good.