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avideodrome-75384's rating
Can't believe I waded through the runtime. Nic Cage was good, (being Nic Cage) but that is the only positive thing I can say. I was hoping for something interesting. No.
Another example of something a pretentious GenZ having only ever seen four movies might say was original and scary. It was neither.
The inept FBI 'investigation' was simply a painful side-note to the over-blown exposition that led to an obvious conclusion, signposted with billboards throughout and straddled by the lead actors' heavy-handed robotic performance (a text-book, dated portrayal of a neurodivergent personality).
Dreadful. How it received any score above a three makes me afraid for the intellectual capabilities of the upcoming generation.
Another example of something a pretentious GenZ having only ever seen four movies might say was original and scary. It was neither.
The inept FBI 'investigation' was simply a painful side-note to the over-blown exposition that led to an obvious conclusion, signposted with billboards throughout and straddled by the lead actors' heavy-handed robotic performance (a text-book, dated portrayal of a neurodivergent personality).
Dreadful. How it received any score above a three makes me afraid for the intellectual capabilities of the upcoming generation.
Beautifully acted, Pike & Grant were superb. Felix character a lovable sanguine aristocrat.
Nice exposition & some really good lines from Grant & Pike.
Very slow for little payoff; sumptuous style over substance the end though.
I didn't hate it & a few great set pieces. A little emporers new clothes, but imagine for those with little cinematic experience it may be unexpected. The main actor was very good......
Not awful by any means.
It would be a good hangover movie, but you may find yourself reaching for your phone.
I don't feel it deserves the high scores and near hysteria it's garnered on SM, I find that somewhat baffling.
Happy it's doing well for all those invoked as a solid effort.
Nice exposition & some really good lines from Grant & Pike.
Very slow for little payoff; sumptuous style over substance the end though.
I didn't hate it & a few great set pieces. A little emporers new clothes, but imagine for those with little cinematic experience it may be unexpected. The main actor was very good......
Not awful by any means.
It would be a good hangover movie, but you may find yourself reaching for your phone.
I don't feel it deserves the high scores and near hysteria it's garnered on SM, I find that somewhat baffling.
Happy it's doing well for all those invoked as a solid effort.
Really loved this gentle horror movie. A great protagonist in the lead teenager (especially as I usually hate modern 'teens' in movies).
The title doesn't suit the feel of the film, despite the horrid & scary villain, excellent body snatcher feel & really good effects.
A gem of a movie that feels like an 80s film. Excellent old-fashioned fun with no millennial pretentiousness.
The title doesn't suit the feel of the film, despite the horrid & scary villain, excellent body snatcher feel & really good effects.
A gem of a movie that feels like an 80s film. Excellent old-fashioned fun with no millennial pretentiousness.