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Ouija House (2018)
Bad or Perfect depending on your perspective.
8/10 if you take pleasure in bad movies. Like really bad movies. 0/10 if you're here for plot or good acting or to be scared or experience suspense. The whole thing is ridiculously dumb, over acted, badly written, and corny as all get out. But man did I laugh a lot.
The character's have no personality and none of them are likeable. Or believable. Whoever wrote this is horribly out of touch with real people. I hope. The setting is confusing and I genuinely thought this movie was from like 2006 the entire time until I came on here and saw it was made in 2018. Are these California witches in the early US, or is this set in a confusingly desert/mountain location in the Northeast? So dumb. Fantastic!
The Mandalorian: Chapter 22: Guns for Hire (2023)
An embarrassment to Jack Black
That's how bad this is. There is no plot. This show is just meaningless side quests and they totally forgot what the main quest line is even about.
Jack Black is amazing and he is too good for this show.
But seriously he's super talented, and probably had fun with this - which is great. But the acting comparison between him and Lizzo is embarrassing?! Why is she here?? She has no redeeming qualities.
This is so bad. I hope Star Wars fails so we can just enjoy the past iterations and forget any of this happens.
Robot bars and humans taking robot jobs? I think there's a futurama episode about that. PLEASE STOP RUINING STAR WARS.
Montana Story (2021)
Movie about a ranch that knows nothing about ranching
I really tried with this one, but the story is so boring immediately. I had a very hard time paying attention, the actors are not captivating, although both talented.
It felt like something interesting was trying to unravel but the build up is so slow and uninteresting.
Why do people insist on making movies about topics they do not research? You don't tie a horse in a stall. Also 25 is not that old for a horse. I'm being pedantic but it's enough for some of us to not want to believe the story when such little effort is made to evaluate or research the subplot of the movie. Ranching isn't just a thing that happens. Who is feeding the cows?
Ozark: A Hard Way to Go (2022)
What a colossal waste of my time
I loved Ozark. I thought it was the next Breaking Bad. I was expecting a bleak ending, possibly even a hopeless one. But this was not only bleak and hopeless, it was anticlimactic and boring. Nothing happened. Nothing resolved. The characters are exactly as we met them. The only way story lines concluded was if they died. The season finale of Season 2 was a better ending than this. This episode could have been inserted anywhere into the show and would have changed nothing. For the ending alone, I'm sad I watched this whole show. The show writers could have done better. The actors made this show what it was and the characters were done zero justice.
The Last Duel (2021)
"Believe all women!" Says two men who kept Harvey's secret
Historical drama set in 1370 France telling three stories about rape from three perspectives building to a dramatic conclusion. The sets, setting, and historical accuracy are good (as far as historians can tell anyway!) and interesting. However the acting my Damon is wooden and I can't help but feel a bit of pandering here with the source material and the humans who wrote and were scheduled to star in this film.
The Mandalorian: Chapter 16: The Rescue (2020)
Should have been titled "Pandering"
I love the Mandalorian. I have genuinely felt that this show and Jon Favreau has brought Star Wars justice that had been robbed from us by our Disney overlords. This episode absolutely had its moments, great lore, amazing writing and top notch acting as usual. But that end scene - you know the one I mean - where they had to rely on nostalgia and series tropes made me sad. I am truly excited for season three and hope we get to learn more about Mandalore and develop other characters. I hope we can go back to a world outside of the one family we otherwise cannot escape if you participate in any facet of the franchise.
The Hunt (2020)
A healthy dose of satire that we need
The world needs more satire, and this is perfect. No one is good. No one is bad. Watch a B rated semi-horror movie and laugh at it. It's funny, the deaths are partially unpredictable, and the point is solid. Stop overthinking it and just enjoy a movie!
The Walking Dead: How It's Gotta Be (2017)
Decent episode for the season, Garbage for the series
This show used to have clever writing and I used to actually worry or feel connections for the characters. No longer. The writers on the Walking Dead have given up. We seriously spend 10 minutes of each episode on face montages set to weird music. The fans and the characters deserve better. I hope they finish the season well and end the series before it gets much worse. **Spoilers**
This episode cheaply killed (hopefully) Carl. I don't even like Carl and he deserved a better death than a mid season finale cliffhanger death. Like clockwork, someone must die each time this happens, so the audience is left completely without surprise. Eugene is (continues to be) garbage, even Carol is losing her awesomeness. I don't care about any of the characters anymore, especially anyone introduced after season 3. Except maybe Jerry.
The production value on the episodes has gone downhill FAST in the last season. Between the weird camera work and the writing, I don't know why I waste my time anymore.