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halfxbreed23's rating
This film is absolutely a grind to get through. Literally, 40 minutes of exposition dump after the first 10. Every single thing you can see coming, if you don't, I would assume you are legally blind. That's what makes this movie so hard to get through, I just want to see what I already know is going to happen.
To the user who said this film took a hard right, when they expected something else. My friend, read a book. Experience other forms of media because this movie was absolutely the most predictable ass-tastic film I've seen in a long time.
Also, to those comparing it to Looper. LOOPER was actually fun to watch. The idea that high brow needs to be slow burning and pretentious is why nobody knows about this film. The writer sucks their own ego so hard that the film is basically a 90min money shot. Hard pass.
To the user who said this film took a hard right, when they expected something else. My friend, read a book. Experience other forms of media because this movie was absolutely the most predictable ass-tastic film I've seen in a long time.
Also, to those comparing it to Looper. LOOPER was actually fun to watch. The idea that high brow needs to be slow burning and pretentious is why nobody knows about this film. The writer sucks their own ego so hard that the film is basically a 90min money shot. Hard pass.
I waited a long time for this film. The premise was intriguing, the casting was excellent, and it had originality in spades. But I ended up shutting it off after the first hour.
I thought I'd get a unique spin on period peices but instead I got a lame trip through colonial Williamsburg. The people, setting, everything felt so modern that it rang hollow. No pun intended but this film that's not about Jesus felt soulless.
And the comedy ranges from subtle tongue-in-cheek jabs to outlandish looney tune nonsense. I was waiting for someone to run through a wall leaving behind a human shaped print. I just don't understand (at least in the first hour) what this film was trying to accomplish? Either way, it took too long to accomplish and I can only watch so many jokes about weed before I turn it off.
I thought I'd get a unique spin on period peices but instead I got a lame trip through colonial Williamsburg. The people, setting, everything felt so modern that it rang hollow. No pun intended but this film that's not about Jesus felt soulless.
And the comedy ranges from subtle tongue-in-cheek jabs to outlandish looney tune nonsense. I was waiting for someone to run through a wall leaving behind a human shaped print. I just don't understand (at least in the first hour) what this film was trying to accomplish? Either way, it took too long to accomplish and I can only watch so many jokes about weed before I turn it off.