jessegehrig

You do not need to summarize the movie. I saw it, I remember. Maybe you're thinking somebody who has never seen the movie might read your review first before they watch Subspecies 2, don't worry because that scenario will never happen. They will have always seen the movie first. You do not need to tell me who the characters are and you don't need to tell me which actors played those characters. Before I can ever read your movie review, all the actors who appear in the movie are listed and beneath their name is the name of the character they play. I mean I'm not trying to tell you how to write your review although it does sort of seem that way.

Other reviewers have lamented that the characters in this movie, make bad decisions. Characters don't make bad decisions, screenwriters make bad decisions. Then producers make bad decisions which is followed by a director making bad decisions, it's a series of failures. But while we're on the subject of badly written characters, how about that Michael Meyers guy,huh? That guy sucks, what a stupid uninteresting character and the unending parade of people I gotta hear talking about how he's scary and iconic and blah blah blah jibber jabbing blather. This whole unstoppable faceless killer thing is so one dimensional and boring and unexamined. Or maybe it's that it's over examined and it always sounds like somebody masturbating.