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This is a prime example on how to turn a 20 minute story into a 1.5 hour movie. Keep showing people playing blackjack and cards and roulette and clips of slot machines and the interior of the casino to really stretch it out, then show a whole bunch of close ups of all the girls in almost no clothing, then take every conversation and really drag it out as long as you can.
That will kill close to an hour. After all that, put in a half assed plot about some kid needing a medical procedure and then add in some more casino shots and then drag it out longer.
There really is no story here - and what little there is, is very unentertaining.
It's all eye candy from the models.
All those 10 star votes are obviously from cast, crew and family - because in reality it's a 2 and not much more.
That will kill close to an hour. After all that, put in a half assed plot about some kid needing a medical procedure and then add in some more casino shots and then drag it out longer.
There really is no story here - and what little there is, is very unentertaining.
It's all eye candy from the models.
All those 10 star votes are obviously from cast, crew and family - because in reality it's a 2 and not much more.
The only thing good about this movie is the poster.
That's the thing that reels you in because the artist actually invested some time on it.
The actual movie is horrid on levels that are just insulting.
The only way this film was made was to be a money laundering scheme.
Nothing in this movie works to any degree.
Story wise, this is just miserable - even though there is a great cast, the plot has nothing to it.
I assume money laundering is big business in films - because so many films which would never pass in reality are made - even though like this one, they are made truly horrible.
There's no spoilers because there's nothing to spoil...the movie was spoiled from the very beginning and lasted to the very end.
That's the thing that reels you in because the artist actually invested some time on it.
The actual movie is horrid on levels that are just insulting.
The only way this film was made was to be a money laundering scheme.
Nothing in this movie works to any degree.
Story wise, this is just miserable - even though there is a great cast, the plot has nothing to it.
I assume money laundering is big business in films - because so many films which would never pass in reality are made - even though like this one, they are made truly horrible.
There's no spoilers because there's nothing to spoil...the movie was spoiled from the very beginning and lasted to the very end.
What started out good has gone completely nuts.
Everybody is too stupid and greedy to exist in that town.
With all the money they are earning, they still all live in the same dumpy houses and trailers and hang with the same stupid people doing the same stupid zhit!
People that stupid should cease to exist.
Whatever problems they have, they all brought on themselves by being totally stupid and greedy.
It's not even drama at the end of season 2, it's just pure insanity - because they could have all packed up and left with a ton of cash and travelled across the globe and settled where nobody would find them, but they just all stayed in the same trailer park mentality that keeps them getting dumber and dumber and dumber by the day.
Everybody is too stupid and greedy to exist in that town.
With all the money they are earning, they still all live in the same dumpy houses and trailers and hang with the same stupid people doing the same stupid zhit!
People that stupid should cease to exist.
Whatever problems they have, they all brought on themselves by being totally stupid and greedy.
It's not even drama at the end of season 2, it's just pure insanity - because they could have all packed up and left with a ton of cash and travelled across the globe and settled where nobody would find them, but they just all stayed in the same trailer park mentality that keeps them getting dumber and dumber and dumber by the day.