Found a Homeless Billionaire Husband for Christmas

Go ahead and watch all 92 minutes because this is the low-budget, badly acted, terribly scripted movie you've always wanted. It's awful. Truly awful.

The dialogue is awkward, and everyone took acting lessons from a bored frog with a lisp.

I'll reiterate that I watched the whole thing.

This is the kind of story that should have stayed in a romance novel app, but they found a bunch of people to read the script. It's so weird. I don't know how you get everyone in a movie to overact with such conviction. I feel like this is a passion project for adult film stars who were on winter break. I don't believe any one of them believes themselves.

But, treat yourself. You deserve some me-time with a homeless billionaire husband who buys helicopters and gives people million dollar green Ferraris.