Brazzers' "The Night Invites" was issued for Halloween, a horror/porn feature released online in 3 segments. It's not amusing like most latter-day Brazzers content, just tedious gonzo action.
Three beauties are out for a good time on Halloween night, dressed in sexy costumes. They are all accosted by masked men who f*ck them. Thrown into the mix is larger-than-life actress Abigaiil Morris, whose exaggerated bust and behind are currently in favor, but has yet to be cast in acting roles.
She pops up in the finale titled "Bound in a Threesome", found by petite, still-wearing-braces cutie Melody Marks. Melody frees the ball-gagged Abigaiil from a St. Andrews Cross perch, with Morris immediately trussing up Melody on the cross instead. Masked man dressed in black Charles Dera is announced by AM as "The Master" and the two of them sexually manhandle Marks for over half an hour, and of course she enjoys it.
Nadia Jay stars in the opening segment titled "Wall of Cocks", and its subject is, you guessed it, a Wall of Cocks. She's surprised at the sight of the odd prop, a bunch of dildos stuck to a wall, so all that Nadia can think of is starting to suck them or back up her behind onto other ones. They don't call this content mindless porn for nothing.
Masked man Alex Jones, dressed in black, sneaks in and sneakily removes one of the cocks through a hole in the wall and sticks his own dick through the hole, Glory Hole style. Nadia starts sucking on it and remarks: "It feels real and lifelike". No kidding.
Alex visits her side of the wall and they have sex for the duration, Black on Black action. That kills off a half hour of running time.
The other segment is titled: "Caught and DP'd". It stars lovely Maddy May who takes a midnight swim in a pool that is atmospherically covered with a Dry Ice mist, about the only creative aspect of the entire feature. Of course a masked man dressed in black shows up and instead of giving Maddy a towel to dry off, leads her into a mansion, where another masked man dressed in black joins in to have anal sex and double penetrations with her. Her acquiescence to sex with them is so immediate that you know this is pure porn, no acting or logic required.
Nothing is resolved in this non-story, which at its non-ending had me left with one question dangling: Why does Abigaiil have three i's in her name?
