The Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Bridge to Terabithia (2013)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Jess Aarons

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• Nostalgia Critic : God, I'm sick to death of these forced whimsical moments. Can't once just something go incredibly wrong in this movie?

  Jess' mom : Oh my God, Jess!

  Jess' dad : Where in God's name have you been?

  Nostalgia Critic : Well, good; somebody better be dead!

  Jess' dad : Your friend, Leslie, is dead.

  Nostalgia Critic : [embarrassed]  Send your angry e-mails to NostalgiaCritic@IdiotWithBadTiming.com!

• Nostalgia Critic : Okay. Can I just say that forgiving Disney for the Jonas Brothers is made a little bit easier when they have a small child saying 'God damns you to Hell' several times in their kids' movie?