- Tatiana: One time I got high, I read the back of the shampoo bottle for thirteen hours.
- Jeanie Stangle: Because it said repeat.
- Tatiana: Rinse and repeat.
- Jeanie Stangle: I get it.
- Mike Stangle: What's next? I'm gonna walk in on Mom giving Dad a... a push-pop?
- Dave Stangle: What's a push-pop?
- Mike Stangle: I made it up, Dave. It's a sexual term that I just made up.
- Dave Stangle: What's a push-pop?
- Mike Stangle: I don't know.
- Dave Stangle: What's a push-pop!
- Mike Stangle: I don't know!
- Dave Stangle: WHAT'S A PUSH-POP?
- Mike Stangle: I've been to the bowels of the internet and I've never seen a push-pop.
- Dave Stangle: God, just tell me, what's a push-pop?
- Mike Stangle: It's a whole hand up an ass, David. Is that what you want me to say?
- Dave Stangle: Oh... Oh, God!
- Mike Stangle: Two hands! Two hands pushing the pop! Pushing the pop! Is that what you want me to say? I'll send you some links.
- Tatiana: [about Mike] He looks like a fun-house mirror version of a better looking guy. But he really is that guy.
- Mike Stangle: Somebody over cooked the soft pretzel. My dick is hard, that's what I'm saying. Give me five minutes.
- Burt Stangle: [about bringing dates to the wedding] We don't want you showing up stag and riling each other up.
- Mike Stangle: We don't rile each other up!
- Burt Stangle: We *never* get riled up!
- Mike Stangle: I don't get riled!
- Dave Stangle: He doesn't, and I don't either!
- Eric: One time I saw a movie, then walked across the hall and saw another movie. And I didn't even pay until afterwards.
- Dave Stangle: Maybe Dad'll just forget about his ultimatum.
- Mike Stangle: Why would Dad forget about an old tomato?
- Dave Stangle: No, his ul... his ultimatum.
- Mike Stangle: Old tom...?
- Dave Stangle: Ultimatum.
- Mike Stangle: Are you saying "old tomato"?
- Dave Stangle: Ultima-*tum*, like a tomb or a crypt.
- Burt Stangle: I want you two to bring a date. That's two dates.
- Dave Stangle: You want us to bring dates to a wedding?
- Mike Stangle: Excuse me?
- Dave Stangle: Are you allowed to do that?
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What is the streaming release date of Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (2016) in Australia?
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