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He Never Died

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Cara: How old are you?
Jack: I have no idea. But I'm in the Bible if that means anything.
Cara: What? No.
Jack: It's pronounced "Cayenne", but I'm known as Cain.
Cara: I think I'm gonna throw up.

Andrea: I, uh, don't have money, so...
Jack: Then, how did you end up inebriated?
Andrea: Vaginas are like coupon books for alcohol.

Cara: I don't know what you don't understand about this. I refuse, okay? You're probably just going to kill another room full of people.
Jack: [shakes his head noncommittally]
Cara: You are?
Jack: Probably.
Cara: Come on!

Andrea: So, what do you wanna do today?
Jack: [Trying to sleep] I'm doing it.
Andrea: [pauses] So, are we gonna do anything today?
Jack: I'm still doing it.

Andrea: When's the last time you were with someone, anyway?
Jack: How old are you?
Andrea: Nineteen.
Jack: So - nineteen years.
Andrea: [pause] Oh.
Jack: Yeah.

Cara: This is you?
[pointing to an old photo]
Jack: Yeah.
Cara: Isn't that your dad or grand dad?
Jack: I'm not even sure if I even had a father
Cara: [holding picture up so Jack can see] This person... in this picture... is you?
Jack: Yeah.
Cara: From 1914?
Jack: Yeah.
Cara: I don't believe that.
Jack: OK.

Cara: Could you just not look at me? It's just uh, you know with uh - the blood and the holes in your head - Oh, God! Just don't look at me!

Jack: I'm going to go and interrogate the man in my bathroom... your money's there
[pointing to the chest full of money]
Cara: I can just leave ?
Jack: I don't see why not... you'll never see me again

Cara: Somebody maced you?
Jack: Yeah, mace.
Cara: Why?
Jack: It was an accident. My landlord thought I was robbing my own apartment.
Cara: Really? Isn't your landlord like ninety years old?
Jack: Yeah. But she's spry.

Jack: [Yelling at Goatee Man] What the hell's the matter with you? Why are you doing this to me? Is it because of that prick Habal? Fuck you! Why is that murder so fucking significant? We were barely men back then? Did I really start it? Would murder not exist if I didn't kill that little shit? No one else goes through this. I don't deserve this. I don't deserve this! Fuck god, because there isn't one! If there was, she wouldn't let this happen! All I see is you walking around. Let me fucking die. Let me die!

Cara: So... the civil war, what was that like?
Jack: I don't know, I was in china...

Cara: Look... I know you walk all the time
Jack: Yep... How far you going ?
Cara: It's about 12 blocks
Jack: You'll be alright
[as he turns and walks away]
Cara: Yeah... I'll be fine... Well... see ya

Cara: I didn't know you had a daughter until recently. Where is she, by the way?
Jack: Probably with her mother at this point.

Jack: If I leave the bullets in, it'll heal over and I'll get migraines.

Jack: Gillian? Why are you calling me, Gillian? I remember hating you.

Jack: Gillian, I don't know what you're talking about.
Gillian: Andrea.
Jack: Repeating the name doesn't help.

Jack: Abortions cost about $300. You could afford one.

Jack: Have you seen a young lady with a lip ring in here today?
Bartender: What's she look like?
Jack: A young lady with a lip ring.

Cara: So, did you guys play bingo today?
Andrea: Sure did!
Cara: Did anybody win?
Andrea: Nobody wins in bingo.

Andrea: I could go for being buzzed!
Jack: Okay.
Andrea: Can I borrow your car?
Jack: Yeah, you should ask that after the "buzzed" comment.

Cara: Jeez. You're kinda out there, aren't you?
Jack: Someone just told me that.
Cara: Well, you are.
Jack: Well, it's the "normal" ones you have to be careful about.

Cara: God, I am such a wimp. You walk to the diner everyday?
Jack: I like walking.
Cara: Walking, bingo, and getting punched in the head. I know three things you like now.
Jack: That sums me up.

Jack: Is that a "no"?
Alex: Yes, that's a "no". Jesus, Jack! Do you have anything aside from being ambiguous and hostile?

Alex: Aren't you gonna ask about dad?
Jack: I heard he was dead.
Alex: Nice to hear that your finger's on the pulse.
Jack: Did his cardiac pump fail?
Alex: Yeah, it must have died out a short time after the car ran him over..

Jack: You just saw me put pliers in my head to pull out a bullet. Old age was never a concern of mine.

Jack: I'm not a fan of nine-millimeters. I prefer something that can go through me.

Jack: Derek again...
Steve: Can I talk to him?
Jack: What are you going to say?
Steve: I'm going to tell him that I am fine and that, uh, he should leave you alone.
Jack: You'll do that?
Steve: Yeah, I don't wanna die!

Jack: Where you going to kill Andrea? And refrain from lying.
Alex: How would you know if I'm lying?
Jack: You'll say "no".
Alex: Then there's your answer!

Toro Bartender: Man, didn't you hear that shit? He just fucking murdered Gary!
Grunt: Who?
Toro Bartender: That dude!
Derrick: Who the fuck did YOU shoot?
Toro Bartender: Also, that dude!

Alex: Is there anything I can say to make you leave?
Jack: I've killed nine-year-olds for no reason at all. What makes you think you have a chance?

Jack: What was the camera for in the bathroom?
Alex: We were going to beat the shit out of Andrea and mail it to you.
Jack: Why would you do that?
Alex: Piss you off.
Jack: Why?
Alex: Because, Jack! You're special, and shooting you just doesn't have the same impact as it does on a normal person!

Cara: Uh... I can't... I can't get Andrea to the car, and I am doing more damage trying to get her there, so... I need help!
Jack: But...
Cara: "But" what? What could you possibly be doing that is more important? So stop fooling around with that asshole, Jack, and get out there and help your daughter! She's your family, for god's sake!
Jack: Nothing, I guess.

Cara: No. No. You said I would never see you again. And here you are an hour later!
Jack: I need a car and a driver this time.
Cara: You're a murdering lunatic. Go steal a car!
Jack: I need someone to take Andrea.
Cara: You know where Andrea is?
Jack: I think so.
Cara: Fuck. Fuck!
Jack: And if that's the case I need someone on standby when things come together.
Cara: No, I am so fucking screwed up from tonight, Jack!
Jack: If you do it, I'll give you this duffle bag.
[lifts beat-up duffle bag]
Jack: And your family, and your family's family, will never have to work again.

Cara: Who - who are they, Jack?
Jack: I don't know - some kind of low class mafia, maybe.

Tim: I'm taking the car!
Cara: Well, I'm getting it back!
Tim: Well, whatever, bitch! Go be a whore!

Cara: Do you have anything on the agenda for later tonight?
Jack: Nothing... sleeping, so, no.

Steve: He's gotta be on uppers or bath salts or something.

Short: Oh, god! Why is he looking at me like that? Oh, god! Oh, god! Chill out! Chill out, man! No, no, no! Oh, god! Oh, god! Oh, god!

Alex: So, Jack... what did you think of that new door? It's the best we could do to replace your security.
Jack: I think if someone wants to get in, they can get it.

Jack: You kidnapped and tortured Andrea to get to me?
Alex: You put it together, Jack!

Goatee Man: Hi!
[Roll End Credits]

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