A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon "The Twilight Saga."A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon "The Twilight Saga."A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon "The Twilight Saga."
- Ronald
- (as Michael Hamilton)
- Emmet
- (as Taylor Graham)
- Embry
- (as Dilon Garcia)
- Director
- Writer
- All cast & crew
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Storyline
Did you know
- TriviaDanny Trejo is in this film as Billy Black.
- Quotes
Bella: Dad, I was wondering, why didn't you ever get married after Mom?
Charlie: Well, actually, I almost did, sweetheart. His name was Frank. He had the hottest 8-pack I'd ever seen in my life. He loved tennis as much as I did, and on the weekends we'd go to Palm Springs, get one of those rooms with two queens for $69.69. We'd go antiquing, take the sky tram, ass-hump...
Bella: Oh, gross, Dad. Why don't you just tell me about the sky tram?
Charlie: Of course. "Sky Tram" is when I get nude and stand on the bed, he lies on the floor and jerks off, and if he shoots a load in the air and I catch it in my mouth, we both yell out, "SKY TRAM!"
[squeals]
- ConnectionsFeatured in Bad Movie Beatdown: Review of 2012 (2013)
- SoundtracksStuck with You
Written by Kelly Slattery
Performed by Kelly Slattery (as Kelly)
Courtesy of Monknboo Productions
Published by Kelly Slattery
That all of the jokes consist in flatulence, excrement. The viewer is subjected to a 71 minute barrage of content that ranges from the lazy to the outright revolting, such that I am baffled that anyone involved in the production of this movie ever thought anyone might enjoy it. Scene after scene is revealed to be nothing more than the set-up for someone having diarrhea or snot in their nose.
To top it off, the movie concludes by mocking various online videos of Twilight fans gushing about how much they loved Eclipse. At this point, the full enormity of Breaking Wind is clear. No one connected with the making of this movie has any right to criticize Twilight fans for anything. Yes, their fandom is excessive and embarrassing, but I'll take that any day over this movie that revels in its own vulgarity and offensiveness and a filmmaker that takes a cynical delight in assaulting the sensibilities of his audience.
Finally, it's worth noting that if you haven't seen the Twilight films, a decent number of the "jokes" in this movie will be incomprehensible to you. It relies heavily on its audience having watched multiple movies of the Twilight saga, making it unclear exactly who it is trying to reach.
It's not funny, not competent, not creative, and not worth anyone's time watching.
- urbaniguana
- Oct 14, 2019
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Box office
- Gross worldwide
- $1,958,083
- Runtime1 hour 22 minutes
- Color
- Sound mix
- Aspect ratio
- 2.35 : 1