Deadpool (2016)

Style Dayne: Jeremy (Pizza Guy)

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• Wade Wilson : Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflowsky - gettin' that right? Orflasky? Orlovsy? - Yeah? Good. 'Cause she knows you. Jeremy, I belong to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella down. And little Meghan, she's not made of money, but lucky for her, I got a soft spot.

  Jeremy (Pizza Guy) : [nervously]  I'm, uh...

  Wade Wilson : A stalker.

  [points his knife] 

  Wade Wilson : Threats hurt, Jer, though not nearly as much as serrated steel. So keep away from Meghan. Cool?

  Jeremy (Pizza Guy) : Yes... Yes, sir.

  Wade Wilson : Then we're done.

  [puts the knife away] 

  Jeremy (Pizza Guy) : Wait, we... we are?

  Wade Wilson : Yeah, totally done!

  [everyone starts laughing] 

  Wade Wilson : [to Merchant]  You should have seen your face!

  Gavin Merchant : I didn't know what to do. I was so scared!

  Wade Wilson : Soft spot, remember?

  [suddenly grabs Jeremy by the neck and throws him up against a wall] 

  Wade Wilson : You even LOOK in her general direction again, and you'll learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots too!

  [beat] 

  Wade Wilson : That came out wrong. Or did it?

  [kisses Jeremy on the cheek]