- Rachelle Beaumont: Guess I just expected more from an arborist.
- Derek: We actually prefer the term "forensic tree expert."
- Rachelle Beaumont: Oh, you do?
- Derek: Yes. See, we're like detectives but for trees. We investigate deaths, look for clues that may have led to an untimely demise, and analyze the scene of the crime.
- Rachelle Beaumont: I can assure you that no trees have been harmed on my watch.
- Derek: Maybe you should let the forensic tree expert decide.
- [last lines]
- Derek: What do you say, Willow? Should we check out that dance floor?
- Rachelle Beaumont: I would love to, Professor.
- Rachelle Beaumont: You know, I think that I am just going to get this one to go. Enjoy your high-fructose corn syrup.
- Derek: Thank you. I will.
- Steven: This is more than just a job for both of you.
- Rachelle Beaumont: I have no idea what you're talking about.
- Steven: Please. Every time you two are together, it's sickly sweet and not because of the maple syrup. I've seen him looking at you when he thinks you're not watching.
- Rachelle Beaumont: He was?
- Steven: Yes.
- Claire: So did you kiss?
- Rachelle Beaumont: No, not at all. Claire, he's just helping me with my orchard.
- Claire: Oh, I knew something was up.
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