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4.1/10
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A burlesque dancer must go on the run to save a neighbor boy whose life is threatened by her ex-lover.A burlesque dancer must go on the run to save a neighbor boy whose life is threatened by her ex-lover.A burlesque dancer must go on the run to save a neighbor boy whose life is threatened by her ex-lover.
Dean Scott Vazquez
- Sam
- (as Dean Vazquez)
La La Anthony
- Tasmin
- (as LaLa Anthony)
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Did you know
- TriviaFilmed in LA during the pandemic
- ConnectionsReferences Deliverance (1972)
- SoundtracksOne Hundred Pills Per Person
Written by Benjamin Adair Murphy and Roy Gurel
Performed by Benjamin Adair Murphy, Roy Gurel, Gilber Gilmore, Allison Langerak, Casey Shea
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Watched this on Hulu last night as I had 90+ minutes to kill. I'd have been better off watching a YouTube video of grass growing. Quite simply nothing at all good about this movie. I gave it 2 stars because the actors themselves weren't bad even if their dialog and plot points were awful.
As many have noted the first thing I thought of with the opening premise was Gloria from the 80s. I haven't seen that in decades and now want to go back to try and scrub this from my brain.
As others have also noted the movie just doesn't know where it wants to go or what it wants to be.
The fact that we're supposed to buy into a relationship between the boy and the woman who have zero connection other than being neighbors is too much to ask. The kid just had his entire family murdered and a few hours later they're laughing and joking about her skirt being too short and PB&Js.
Now it's easy to slice and dice it from a plot/reality point and I wont do that on everything ( there were many ) but there are a few notable things.
Why wouldn't she just bring the kid to the closest non-local ( avoid corruption ) police station ?
Why was she still pretending to have this weird love/hare relationship with a dude that killed an entire family ?
Tie those 2 together and the police put him away for life.
SPOILER-Even in the end he gets away and there's no punishment for him-SPOILER
How/why did Worthington's character get from the cemetery which was seemingly hours away to the airport where his young g/f just happened to be ?
But maybe my biggest problem with it was the fact that Gypsy tells this horrifying story about losing her kid in a car accident and then thinks its OK to let the kid take the steering wheel on a dark road while she's sleepy. And then she does the letting him drive thing a few more times. WTH
Then it's all wrapped up nicely with them going away together and him no longer caring that his parents were murdered.
Just absolute trash. Wish I could unwatch it.
As many have noted the first thing I thought of with the opening premise was Gloria from the 80s. I haven't seen that in decades and now want to go back to try and scrub this from my brain.
As others have also noted the movie just doesn't know where it wants to go or what it wants to be.
The fact that we're supposed to buy into a relationship between the boy and the woman who have zero connection other than being neighbors is too much to ask. The kid just had his entire family murdered and a few hours later they're laughing and joking about her skirt being too short and PB&Js.
Now it's easy to slice and dice it from a plot/reality point and I wont do that on everything ( there were many ) but there are a few notable things.
Why wouldn't she just bring the kid to the closest non-local ( avoid corruption ) police station ?
Why was she still pretending to have this weird love/hare relationship with a dude that killed an entire family ?
Tie those 2 together and the police put him away for life.
SPOILER-Even in the end he gets away and there's no punishment for him-SPOILER
How/why did Worthington's character get from the cemetery which was seemingly hours away to the airport where his young g/f just happened to be ?
But maybe my biggest problem with it was the fact that Gypsy tells this horrifying story about losing her kid in a car accident and then thinks its OK to let the kid take the steering wheel on a dark road while she's sleepy. And then she does the letting him drive thing a few more times. WTH
Then it's all wrapped up nicely with them going away together and him no longer caring that his parents were murdered.
Just absolute trash. Wish I could unwatch it.
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- Budget
- $1,900,000 (estimated)
- Gross worldwide
- $193,908
- Runtime1 hour 37 minutes
- Color
- Aspect ratio
- 2.39:1
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