The Footman

An obvious case of he should have known better, has porn's famous foot-fetishist Randy Spears directing this foot-fetish video, and yielding a very mild show. He earlier directed "Stiletto" for the same label (Penthouse) and had a terrific DVD.

Essentially, most of the vignettes have the usual porno rotation of sexual positions (e.g., mish, doggy, cowgirl, etc.) ending up with the cumshot on the feet climax. Very little foot-job action is included, likewise not enough footsie -not even a traditional lady's foot reaching out to a male crotch under the dinner table.

So we get a relatively sanitized, unerotic depiction of the fetish, and the camerawork by the standard Penthouse crew omits the classic shots where pretty feet should be constantly in the frame and in magnifying closeups.

Scene setups are dumb: e.g., Devon Lee and Van Damage suffer car trouble in the middle of nowhere, so to kill time they have sex in the flatbed of the truck, ending arbitrarily in cum on her feet. Surely a card-carrying fetishist like Spears could have concocted something more compelling.