After Earth Pitch Meeting

I remember "After Earth" as having one of the best Honest Trailers ever due to how stupid the premise was. Wouldn't you know it? It's one of the best "Pitch Meetings" ever too! It's mostly because of the sheer number of questions Producer Guy asks. The catch phrases used in this episode are of course the three main ones, "So, you have a movie for me? Yes sir, I do", "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" and "X is tight!". We also get "So the movie can happen", "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back now", "Unclear", "Well okay, then" and "Wow, wow, wow, wow".

That's eight! Maybe a new record! I notice the catch phrases in "Cinema Sins" don't work nearly as well because the narrator just goes on and on with the same sin and won't even tell what the characters are saying. I'd so like to know what Ryan George thinks of "Cinema Sins". Anyway, the questions asked are just hilarious. There's almost as many questions as catch phraes.

Why would life on Earth evolve to kill something that hasn't been there for a thousand years? Why would you need to wear a suit that turns blue when it gets cold when you just get cold yourself? Why would the big bird not know how to not freeze after a thousand years? How could there be no oxygen when the Earth is covered in trees? How could animals survive with no oxygen? This is rightfully a frequently mocked movie. ****