- Ronald Russo: Wine is good for you. Ask Jesus.
- Curt Goynes: Yeah, well, so's a clear head. Ask Pontius Pilate.
- Doug Jones: Put the other one on, now, or I will go so far up the chain, you will find yourself in all 48 states at the same fucking time!
- Ronald Russo: How do you do it? I don't like doing the dishes either. I... I don't know why, but I can't bring myself to do them.
- Mike Lowen: You know what I love? When characters you've long since forgotten in this great novel called Life show up at the end and the whole story gets filled right in.
- Mel Forbert: There's no logical reason for them to come back here. Look, they got the thing they wanted. I literally have nothing they need.
- Curt Goynes: Well, that's not exactly true.