- Headmistress Higgins: Tiffany Donohugh and Justin Whitley, for violating the Pac Prep honor code, you are both expelled!
- Izzy Woods: This is the best dance ever.
- Annie Woods: I almost wish Tiffany was here.
- Izzy Woods: I wonder how she's doing.
- Annie Woods: Oh, I'm sure she's gone to a better place.
- Richard Woods: [inside Elle's palatial home] So... it is quite a step up from the old musty flat back home, eh?
- Izzy Woods: [elated] This is a step up from Buckingham Palace!
- Tiffany: [thanks to her doing, duped twins appear at alumni function in scant bikinis] Annie, Izzie, your faces are almost as pathetic as your... scholarship applications.
- Annie Woods: [after the alumni party fiasco] How humiliating! Totally exposed!
- Izzy Woods: In so many ways! I can't believe Tiffany turned out to be a total snake in the grass. There's only one thing to do.
- Izzy Woods, Annie Woods: Pack!
- Richard Woods: [enters] Hello, loves. You're home early.
- [sees their glum faces]
- Richard Woods: Hmm, my paternal instinct tells me something's wrong.
- Izzy Woods, Annie Woods: [with folded arms] We have to move!
- Richard Woods: Pardon?
- Izzy Woods: We're moving back to England. Everybody at school thinks we're lying gits!
- Annie Woods: 'Cause we are lying gits!
- Marcie: [to the twins] You two are the most freakishly flaxen human beings I've ever laid my eyes on.