Louis Gossett Jr/George Thorogood & The Destroyers

Mrs. T.: [Commercial for Mr. & Mrs. T Bloody Mary Mix]

[shouting]

Mrs. T.: If you're as mean as me and my husband, Mr. T, you should be drinking Mr. & Mrs. T Bloody Mary Mix! I pity the fool that doesn't drink it! I pitty the fool! Ain't that right, Mr. T?

Mr. T.: I pity the fool!

Mrs. T.: Now if you want the real Bloody Mary, you come to my apartment tonight, I'll show you a real Bloody Mary! You hear?

Mr. T.: She showed me!

Mrs. T.: Settle down, old man, and lemme finish! The strategy for a real bloody Mary is three parts Mr. & Mrs. T's Bloody Mary Mix, and one part vodka! Then you drink it down!

[She chugs the drink and wipes off her mouth]

Mrs. T.: That's mean! Now if any man says to me he doesn't like Mr. & Mrs. T's Bloody Mary Mix, I say to him: Shut up, old man! Shut up! And then I kill him to death, I kill the man! But I pity him first. It's a bloody shame. It's Mr. & Mrs. T Bloody Mary Mix!

Mr. T.: Buy it or I'll kill ya!