- [last lines]
- Sid: Manny, who do you like better, me or Diego?
- Manfred: Diego. It's not even close.
- Diego: Heh, told you.
- Ellie: Manny, you can't choose between your kids.
- Manfred: He's not my kid. He's not even my dog. If I had a dog, and that dog had a kid, and the dog's kid had a pet, that would be Sid.
- Sid: Can I have a dog, Manny?
- Manfred: No.
- Sid: Ellie, can I have a dog?
- Ellie: Of course, you can, sweetie.
- Manfred: Ellie, we have to be consistent with them.
- Traffic Vulture: [giving "traffic report"] We've got an overturned glytpodont in the far right lane, traffic backed up as far as the eye can see.
- Lone Gunslinger Vulture: Ooh, and it looks as though there may be a fatality!
- Lone Gunslinger Vulture: [pause] I call the dark meat!
- Manfred: Mammoths can't go extinct; we're the biggest animals on Earth.
- Diatryma Mom: Uh, what about the dinosaurs?
- Manfred: The dinosaurs got cocky. They made enemies.
- Manfred: Okay. Thanks to Sid, we're now traveling together, and, like it or not, we're gonna be one big, happy family. I'll be the daddy, Ellie will be the mommy, and Diego will be the uncle who eats the kids who get on my nerves. Now let's move it before the ground falls out from under our feet!
- Lone Gunslinger Vulture: Flood's real alright, and it's comin' fast. Look around, you're in a bowl, bowl's gonna fill up, ain't no way out. Unless you can make it to the end of the valley. There's a boat, it can save you.
- Freaky Male: [seeing Sid about to jump off a waterfall] Look! Some idiot's going down the Eviscerator!
- Manfred: [to Diego] Please tell me it's not our idiot.
- Manfred: See this ground? It's covered in ice! A thousand years ago it was covered in ice, and a thousand years from now, it will "still" be ice!
- Molehog Kid 1, Molehog Kid 2: [trying to coax old hedgehog out of burrow] Come on, grandpa. Come on! We have to go!
- Molehog Grandpa: Well. I'm not leavin'! I was born in this hole and I'll die in this hole.
- Sid: I'm gonna be the first one to jump off the Eviscerator, and then you guys are gonna have to start showing me some respect.
- Manfred: You jump off this, the only respect you're gonna get is respect for the dead.
- Diego: Come on, Manny. He's not that stupid.
- [Sid prepares to jump]
- Diego: But I've been wrong before.
- Sid: He's coming around the corner, and he's up by a couple of fifths. He's ahead by a tusk! Oh, he's beating Diego! Diego's gonna go to the corner!
- Sid: Manny, you've come a long way since we first met, and I'll take the credit for that, but you need to let go of the past so you'll have a future.
- Female Mini Sloth: Fire King avert flood. Join us, O great and noble flaming one.
- Diego: Whoa, not so fast there! Okay? You make a quality offer, but Fire King has a prior commitment. His herd needs him. He is the gooey, sticky... stuff that holds us together. He made this herd, and we'd be nothing without him.
- Sid: You mean it? Ohh!
- [Hugs Diego]
- Diego: Sid! Sid! I'm... That doesn't mean "want to touch."
- Sid: [tied up] This is either really good or really bad.
- [looks down to see tar pit underneath him]
- Sid: Oh, no, no, no. Me fire-king. Why kill fire-king? A thousand years bad juju for killing fire-king.
- Female Mini Sloth: Superheated rock from the earth's core is surging into the crust, melting ice built up over thousands of years.
- Sid: You are a very advanced race. Together we can look for a solution.
- Female Mini Sloth: [eagerly] We have one. Sacrifice the fire-king.
- Sid: That's not very advanced.
- [pause]
- Female Mini Sloth: Worth a shot.
- Dung Beetle Dad: [Pushing ball of dung] Do we have to bring this crap? I'm there's have crap where we're going!
- Dung Beetle Mom: [Offended] Uh! This was a gift from my mother.
- Lone Gunslinger Vulture: Y'all better hurry, grounds melting, walls tumbling and rocks crumbling, survive that, you'll be racin' the water. In three days time it's gonna hit the geyser field. Boom!
- Manfred: [looking for Ellie] Have you seen a mammoth?
- Shovelmouth Male: No, sorry.
- Manfred: Have you seen a mammoth?
- Freaky Female: No, no I haven't.
- Diego: Possum, about eleven foot tall?
- Aardvark Mom: Uh-uh.
- Manfred: And so, in the end, the little burro reached his mommy, and they lived happily ever after.
- [Children cheer]
- Diego: Good job.
- Beaver Boy: Question. Why does the burro go home? Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits?
- Manfred: Because... because he wanted to be with his family.
- Diego's Bird Girl: I think he should go with the girl burro. That's a better love story.
- Manfred: Okay. Well, when you tell your burro story, that's what he'll do.
- Elk Boy: Burro is a demeaning name. Technically it's called a wild ass.
- Manfred: Fine. The wild ass boy went home to his wild ass mother.
- [Children laugh]
- Manfred: See, that's why I called it a burro!
- Lone Gunslinger Vulture: There is some good news, though. The more of you die, the better I eat. I didn't say it was good news for you.
- Sid: Well, shave me down and call me a mole rat. You found another mammoth.
- Ellie: Where? Wait a minute. I thought mammoths were extinct.
- [pause]
- Ellie: What are you looking at me for?
- Manfred: I don't know. Maybe because you're a mammoth?
- Ellie: Me? Don't be ridiculous! I'm not a mammoth, I'm a possum.
- Manfred: Right, good one. I'm a newt.
- [Points at Diego]
- Manfred: This is my friend, the badger,
- [Points at Sid]
- Manfred: ... and my other friend, the platypus.
- Sid: Why do I gotta be the platypus? Make him the platypus.
- Sid: [Manfred doesn't want to shoot Crash from a tree] You're never gonna impress Ellie like that.
- Manfred: I don't want to impress her.
- Sid: Then why are you trying so hard to convince her she's a mammoth?
- Manfred: Because that's what she is! I don't care if she thinks she's a possum. You can't be two things.
- Sid: Au contraire, "Manfred". Tell her that's a bullfrog, a chickenhawk, or the turtledove.