Saddle Rash (2002 TV Movie)

H. Jon Benjamin: Gummy, Tommy Morgan

Quotes 

• Tommy Morgan : You look familiar. Do I know you?

  Slim : *chuckles* You remember El Paso? *Horse whinny* Eight years ago?

  Tommy Morgan : Hmm... I was there.

  Slim : You remember a kid? Working in the bank? A kid with the keys to the vault? *Horse grunts*

  Tommy Morgan : Yeah?

  Slim : Do you remember what you did?

  Tommy Morgan : *thinking* Kid, kid, kid... Not really.

  Slim : You shot him, in the arms.

  Tommy Morgan : Oh yeah. Yeah.

  Slim : Y- well?

  Tommy Morgan : Well, what?

  Slim : *Clears his throat* That was me. You shot me in the arms. S...... .So... I've... Y'know... come for revenge.

  Tommy Morgan : Oh! Oh.

  Slim : Yeah.

  Tommy Morgan : I did that.

  Slim : That's right.

  Tommy Morgan : I mean, you have no arms, because I sh-huh?

  Slim : That is exactly right.

  Tommy Morgan : Uh?

  Slim : Yes, I had arms.

  Tommy Morgan : Alright. Okay.

  Slim : You shot me in the arms.

  Tommy Morgan : Right, I got it now.

  Slim : Lost the arms.

  Tommy Morgan : 25. Yeah, yeah. I got it. I'm sorry, man. I-I didn't make the connection. But now, yeah. Wow. *He pulls out his gun* So, what are we doing?

• Gummy : Two gunfighters. *Horse whinny grunt* Slim and Tommy Morgan. Faced off in the street of lil' ol' Dusty Saddle Rash. Still gives me goosebumps when I talk about it. In mornin', Slim rode into town, I remember like it was yesterday. *Horse grunts* My name is Gummy. And I was there the day Slim walked into the barbershop and asked for- *Slim opens the door with no arms* What did he ask for?

  Slim : How about a shave?

  Gummy : What is it? Directions? No. Was it a restaurant recommendation? No. Somethin' about a ho-*intro plays*?