- Alfred: [to Barbara] Batgirl was strong but impetuous. You've grown into a thoughtful, beautiful woman with the capacity to care more for others than you do for yourself. And if that's not a hero, I don't know what is.
- Barbara Gordon: [Discussing Dinah] Have a heart, Helena. I took you in at the same age.
- Helena Kyle: Yeah. And I used to lie to you all the time... only I was better at it.
- Barbara Gordon: Uh... not THAT much better.
- Dinah: Do you trust me?
- Barbara Gordon: Dinah, if you wanted really, REALLY wanted someone dead... they'd be dead.
- Helena Kyle: [about Reese] He's not my boyfriend. Boyfriends share things with girlfriends. They don't hide massive secrets!
- Helena Kyle: Men! Can't live with them, might as well beat the crap out of them.
- Barbara Gordon: Are we still talking about work here?
- Helena Kyle: Of course we are. What else is there?
- Barbara Gordon: I'm not going anywhere near that one.
- Helena Kyle: [to Dinah] News Flash, it's high school. The closest thing our society has to institutionalized torture.
- Helena Kyle: Slow down, you're driving like a maniac!
- Barbara Gordon: When did you become the back-seat driver from hell?
- Barbara Gordon: We thought we could do no wrong. We ruled Gotham's nights and answered to no one but ourselves.
- Harley Quinn: Me and my Mr. J, we would have had such beautiful children - my green eyes and his green hair.
- Barbara Gordon: Just because something looks simple doesn't mean it is... and nothing worth having in this life is easy.
- Helena Kyle: The drinking came after the driving... and armed robbery... but before the dancing and strip poker.
- Harley Quinn: I mean, really, he is the perfect child for the busy career woman: Low maintenance. No sleep deprivation. They don't live long enough to borrow the car.
- Helena Kyle: Our jobs are supposed to be so easy: Find the bad guys, kick the crap out of 'em, feel good, and go home.
- Barbara Gordon: Looks like our Wallwalker's neuro-electrical pulse activates some kind of... molecular dispersion. That's what enables him to pass through inanimate objects.
- Helena Kyle: And here I just thought he was just really skinny...