- Dr. Hoffler: It's not ethical to keep them in the dark!
- Dr. Pretory: I'm a doctor! What care I for ethics?
- Dr. Hoffler: But I'm a doctor too.
- Dr. Pretory: Some doctor. I wouldn't trust you to water my ficus!
- Dr. Hoffler: I'm an ethical doctor, and I am going to tell them.
- Dr. Pretory: Well, now I see why most mad scientists have mute assistants!
- Dr. Hoffler: Does anyone know any fun after-dinner games?
- Consuela: We can have an orgy.
- Dr. Hoffler: Oh, no, no, no. I was thinking more along the lines of a board game.
- Consuela: We could have an orgy on a board.