Super Troopers (2001)

Geoffrey Arend: College Boy 3

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Quotes 

• Thorny : Littering and smoking the reefer. Now to teach you boys a lesson, me and officer Rabbit are going to stand here while you three smoke the whole bag.

  College Boy 3 : [Just ate a bag of weed and a bag of shrooms]  Oh please no.

• Thorny : [after pulling car over]  Do you know how fast you were going back there?

  College Boy 1 : Umm... 65?

  Thorny : 63.

  College Boy 1 : But... isn't the speed limit 65?

  Thorny : Yes, it is.

  College Boy 3 : [stoned]  I'm freakin' out, man!

• College Boy 3 : [stoned]  I'm freakin' out, man!

  Rabbit : Yes, you are freaking out... man.

• College Boy 3 : [shouts]  Candy bars!

• [first lines] 

  College Boy 2 : No, man, I'm just saying... I'm sayin', if-if you own beachfront property, right, do you own, like, the sand and the water?

  College Boy 3 : Nobody owns the water. God owns - it's God's water.

• College Boy 2 : Dude, you didn't eat both those bags did you?

  College Boy 3 : [Mouth full of drugs]  Call Guinness!

• [College Boy 3 appears from closet, encounters cops] 

  College Boy 3 : I love acid... Cops.