- Grandpa Burnett Stone: [Thomas and Lady are approaching the collapsing viaduct] Well, Lady, this is your shining time, too.
- Lady: I hope so.
- Dodge: So, Boss, uh, how come you let Twinkletoes escape?
- Diesel 10: [in a slightly ashamed but still "tough-guy" tone] Oh, that... uh... well, I-I was TESTing him... to see if he COULD - - escape.
- Splatter: [in a sarcastic skeptical tone] Ahhh... yeah... Liar, liar.
- Dodge: Pants on fire.
- Splatter: Does he wear pants?
- Dodge: Well, TRAINing pants...
- [Diesel 10 sees the big hole on the viaduct]
- Diesel 10: What? What's going on?
- [tries to stop]
- Diesel 10: Whoa, hold it, hold it. Hold on, hold on,
- [screaming as the viaduct collapses under his weight and falls through the hole]
- Diesel 10: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
- [falls off the viaduct, but his claw manages to grab on a viaduct track board just in time]
- Diesel 10: [calling out to Thomas] Puffball!
- [calling to Lady]
- Diesel 10: Teapot!
- [screaming]
- Diesel 10: TIN KETTTTLLLLEE!
- [the board track breaks, and Diesel 10 loses his grip and falls down below, landing on a passing waste-barge]
- Diesel 10: Oh. Oh well, nice time of the year for a cruise.
- [chuckles]
- Diesel 10: [Barge takes Diesel 10 away]
- Mr. C. Junior: [Mr. Conductor uses a "bellflower" to call Junior. Junior, who is asleep on the beach, hears his phone] Where's my shell phone?
- [takes his headphones off and picks up a conch shell]
- Mr. C. Junior: Hello?
- Mr. Conductor: Junior? Junior, is that you?
- Mr. C. Junior: Oh, hi, 'cuz. Are you in a tunnel? This isn't a very good line.
- Mr. Conductor: Junior, where are you?
- Mr. C. Junior: Um... I'm in paradise! I just got on cloud nine and here I am!
- Mr. Conductor: Junior, listen to me; you've got to come to the Island of Sodor right now!
- Mr. C. Junior: Now? But I'm waiting on the perfect wave!
- Mr. Conductor: Oh, no, you're not; you're coming here! You've got to help me find the source of all our family's gold dust.
- Mr. C. Junior: What is the source?
- Mr. Conductor: That's the trouble, Junior; I haven't a clue.
- Mr. C. Junior: [looking at his whistle] And I've used up most of my gold dust, too.
- Mr. Conductor: WHAT? Then go to Shining Time Station first, and in my signal house, in the box, under the staircase, you'll find my emergency whistle with the rest of my supply. Please take care of this, Junior, and...
- [whispers into the phone]
- Mr. Conductor: Don't talk to anyone about the buffers!
- Mr. C. Junior: What buffers?
- Mr. Conductor: Shh!
- Mr. C. Junior: [thinking Mr. Conductor's shushing is static] This is a really bad line! Hello? My shell phone's not working properly!
- Mr. Conductor: Junior, you've got to come here right away! I'm counting on you!
- Mr. C. Junior: Hello?
- [line goes dead]
- Mr. C. Junior: [annoyed] I want my money back.
- Diesel 10: [in a gloating tone of evil triumph upon seeing Thomas and Lady sitting on the track a few hundred yards ahead] Ha-haaa! It's the blue PUFFball! And look who he's with! Splodge! Come and destroy!
- Splatter: [fed up with D10's belligerent arrogance and his lack of respect and appreciation for them] No, you do it yourself.
- Dodge: [equally disgusted with D10's attitude and behavior] We don't like you.
- Splatter: Yeah, and we mean that.
- Dodge: Emphatically.
- Splatter: What does that mean?
- Dodge: I have no idea.
- Splatter: [approvingly] It's a good word.
- Toby: [the engines discuss about how to stop Diesel 10] What's important is to stand up on our own wheels to Diesel.
- Henry: Toby's right. Diesel knows that the lost engine in the legend really exists.
- James: What Engine?
- Percy: What Legend?
- Henry: Of an engine whose magic makes her more powerful than Diesel will ever be, that's why he wants to find her.
- Percy: Then we'd better find her first.
- James: [comes out of the shed] Leave it to the big engines, Percy.
- Thomas: Little Engines can do big things, especially when they have nice blue paint like me.
- Splatter: [to Dodge, about Thomas] Hey! Hey! Just watch what happens to that blue puffball...
- Dodge: When Harold the flopper chopper flies past here.
- Splatter: Right!
- Harold: [Flies by] Routine, fly-by chaps. Hello!
- Splatter: The Boss dumped sneezing powder everywhere.
- Dodge: Let's start laughing now!
- Splatter: [laughing] Yeah!
- Harold: [Flies past the shed, causing dust to fly everywhere] Sorry, fellows. Bit of a dust up, love to stay and clean up. Got to go, bye now!
- [Flies away. Splatter and Dodge cough through the dust]
- Splatter: Uh, did you mean to look like that?
- Dodge: Uh, no.
- Splatter: Uh, neither did I.
- Thomas: This must be Diesel's doing. Ah-choo-choo.
- [puffs away]
- Diesel 10: [starts chasing Thomas, Lady, and Burnett Stone] Now I'll get you, Burnett Stone!
- Grandpa Burnett Stone: No, you won't, because the magic you refused to believe in will get the better of you!
- [Mr. Conductor has run out of gold dust]
- Thomas: Mr. Conductor, but what happened to your sparkle?
- Mr. Conductor: I don't know, Thomas. I guess I'll just have to sleep on that.
- Thomas: On your sparkle?
- Mr. Conductor: No, Thomas, on the problem of what happened to it.
- Percy: Oh, but, Mr. Conductor. Without your sparkle or the lost engine, you can't travel to help us anymore.
- Mr. Conductor: I'll solve the problem, you just go to sleep now.
- Percy: Easy for you to say.
- [Burnett Stone introduces Lady the Golden Engine to Patch]
- Patch: Why is she locked up?
- Grandpa Burnett Stone: She isn't, she's safe from harm. Long ago, I made a mistake as Lady's caretaker. An evil diesel found Lady, and threatened to destroy her. He chased her, used up all her coal. He made her go too fast, and then he crashed her. And I brought her here, I tried my best to fix her up. But I've never been able to bring her to life... to make her steam. Patch, she's as precious as gold.
- Toby: There he is.
- Diesel 10: Come in! Come in and join the party, Splodge!
- Splatter: Hooray! Hooray! We're gonna have a party!
- Dodge: I love parties!
- Splatter: Who's got the balloons?
- Toby: What!
- Diesel 10: Correction. Join the party that's over.
- [chuckles]
- Diesel 10: Just like Twinkle Toes' magic railway is gonna be over.
- Toby: Hmm.
- Diesel 10: Gone, like the lost engine and the buffers that lead to her.
- Splatter: What are you gonna do?
- Dodge: That's a good question.
- Diesel 10: It's time to finally put Twinkle Toes' lights out.
- Splatter: Oh!
- Dodge: Oh!
- Diesel 10: This is a job for the boss!
- [Pinchy clatters]
- Toby: I've got to delay them! I've got to distract them! Hmm... Hmm...
- [Toby rings his bell five times]
- Diesel 10: It's the old teapot! Smash him Pinchy!
- [Diesel knocks down shed roof with Pinchy, which traps him, Splatter, and Dodge inside]
- Diesel 10: [Pinchy rises and clatters] Pinchy! Get back in here! Pinchy, don't make me come up there! I hate it when you do this!
- Toby: Good show.
- Dodge: Uh... boss... did you mean to let the roof fall in?
- Splatter: Yeah, all the way in?
- Diesel 10: I always mean what I do! Ya RATTLEtraps!
- [moans]
- [scene cut from the finished movie]
- Diesel 10: [after Splatter and Dodge refuse to help him anymore] Ah, who needs you, Splodge?
- P.T. Boomer: [flies out of the magic buffers] Wait for me! I'm after that engine!
- [lands on Diesel 10's roof]
- Diesel 10: That makes two of us!
- [Thomas gets his first glimpse of Lady]
- Thomas: [to Lily and Burnett] You've found her, and she's beautiful!
- Mr. Conductor: [looking straight into the camera and addressing the children watching the movie, and indicating the flour sacks he landed on after being thrown by Diesel 10] Did YOU put all this here for me? But you must have know I was coming... how kind of you!
- [Lady gets her face in the Magic Railroad]
- Lady: So, Burnett. You didn't forget about magic, it's safe inside you.
- Diesel 10: [sees Mr. Conductor wielding a bag of sugar] Is that...
- Mr. Conductor: That's right, it's sugar, Diesel! And if I throw this in your tank, it'll seize you up for good!
- Diesel 10: [leaving] Make the most of tonight, Twinkle Toes, because you won't like tomorrow!
- [the clue to the source of the magic gold dust]
- Mr. Conductor: Stoke up the magic in the mountain, and the lady will smile... then watch the swirls that spin so well.
- Mr. Conductor: [Sir Topham Hatt phones to Mr. Conductor] Oh, good afternoon, Sir... A real honor, Sir; Like my family before me... and how is Lady Hatt? Yes... Watch out for Diesel, definitely... And keep an eye on Henry's health, certainly... Uh, yes, Sir; The Three "R"s: "Reading", "Writing", and "Arithmetic"... I mean... I will be "responsible", "reliable", and "really useful"... Yes, Sir. We will go get a good night's sleep, looking forward to a hard day tomorrow. Good-bye, Sir!
- [hangs up]
- [Patch enters Burnett Stone's workshop and sees an engine there]
- Patch: I guessed there was something mysterious about this mountain.
- Grandpa Burnett Stone: Yeah, all mountains have their secrets, Patch; shouldn't surprise a kid like you.
- Mr. C. Junior: Sorry to be so long, cuz.
- [Mr Conductor approaches him, looking exasperated]
- Mr. C. Junior: But, better late than never?
- Mr. Conductor: [dismayed] Junior, we're all out of gold dust, aren't we?
- Mr. C. Junior: Bankrupt.
- [pause]
- Mr. C. Junior: Hey, it's a beautiful day! I mean, we're down, but we're not out.
- Mr. Conductor: No, we're *out*... but we are not *down*.
- [scene cut from the finished movie]
- P.T. Boomer: Now I'll get you, Burnett Stone! Yes.
- Grandpa Burnett Stone: No you won't, Boomer, because the magic you refuse to believe in will get the better of you!
- [first lines]
- Mr. Conductor: [narrating] Hello. I'm Mr. Conductor, and I'm going to tell you a story about trains, folks far apart, and the magic railroad that bought them together.
- [Mr. Conductor runs up a steep hill to escape Diesel 10]
- Diesel 10: Oh, I see you forgot to bring the sugar; how careless of you!
- [Diesel 10 grabs Mr. Conductor with Pinchy]
- [Mr. Conductor is being threatened by Diesel 10 while being constricted by Pinchy]
- Diesel 10: [while Mr. Conductor is trying to get a pair of scissors] You've got ten seconds! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two!
- Mr. Conductor: [Mr. Conductor grabs the pair of scissors and cuts a tube, causing hydraulic fluid to come pouring out as Diesel 10 gets a very uncomfortable look on his face] Too late, Diesel!
- [Pinchy malfunctions and sends Mr. Conductor flying. Mr. Conductor eventally lands at the windmill]
- Mr. Conductor: [sees a bat on the staircase] So, who dropped the ball, then?
- [the ball bounces towards him; he catches it]
- Mr. Conductor: There you are. I'd like to have a nice cup of hot cocoa; would you fellas care to join me?
- [puts his ear to the ball]
- Mr. Conductor: No? What would you rather do instead?
- [puts his ear to the ball again]
- Mr. Conductor: Go outside and play? Well, I can understand that.
- [looks at the bat]
- Mr. Conductor: What do you think?
- [bonks the ball with the bat, and then playfully scolds it]
- Mr. Conductor: Why do you keep hitting him like that? You're gonna have to have a time-out.
- Diesel 10: [in a tone of mild disgust at hearing his crusher-bucket noisily snapping its jaws open and closed] Shut up, Pinchy!
- Diesel 10: [happily admiring the Mount Rushmore-type hillside carving of his face that Pinchy had made] Pinchy, you captured the real me. I mean, that's beautiful, I could cry.
- Splatter: [Facing the sculpture looking like it is talking] Uh? Boss
- Dodge: We're here.
- Dodge: [Now panned out to show the three engines] Oh, yeah-ah-AHEM! Okay, listen up, you two! I got a Job for you, Splodge!
- Diesel 10: Uh... actually it's "Splatter".
- Dodge: A-and Dodge
- Diesel 10: I ain't got time to say both names!
- Diesel 10: [in an overbearing and sarcastic tone when he sees Mr. Conductor with dusty and disheveled clothes] Hello, Twinkle-toes! Remember me? "Fat-Hat" won't have much use for you, lookin' like THAT!
- [Bertie the bus roars past the steam engines who are having a meeting in a siding. The only engine not present is Percy]
- Bertie: Smile you steamers. It's a sunny day. Broom broom!
- James: It's not sunny because Mr C's not at the windmill. I've looked.
- Thomas: I think his sparkle's all gone.
- Henry: My smokebox doesn't feel sunny. It feels stuffed up.
- Gordon: Nasty fumes form dingy diesel. Hmm!
- Henry: And diesel is after the lost engine.
- Toby: And if he finds her, I fear that will destroy us all.
- Gordon: What even an engine as big as me!
- Toby: Yes Gordon, even you.
- Thomas: Ahh... Choo!
- [shakes as he sneezes]
- James: Say it don't spay it, Thomas.
- Thomas: I've still got sneezing powder up my funnel. Now I'm going to find Mr Conductor.
- [puffs away]
- Toby: And let us get back to work. That's what he would want.
- [referring to Mr Conductor]
- Thomas: Good morning, Henry. What's the matter?
- Henry: [sickly] I've got boiler-ache.
- Thomas: And I'm collecting one, two, three, four, five, six trucks of special Island of Sodor coal for you.
- Henry: [ligtens up] Thank you, Thomas. Special coal should make me feel much better.
- [as Thomas backs up to his coal trucks, one of them gets sent through the buffers]
- Bertie: [as he passes by] Hello, Thomas, and your 5 coal trucks!
- Thomas: [confused] Five? But I'm supposed to have 6.
- Lily: [floating with Junior in the Magic Railroad] You've grown bigger!
- Mr. C. Junior: Maybe you're smaller; I'm just adjusting problems to my new surroundings. This is the only place that ever happens to me. Whoa! Bit bouncy, isn't it?
- Lily: Where are we?
- Mr. C. Junior: Conductor's railroad.
- Lily: Magic Railroad?
- Mr. C. Junior: [Junior tries his whistle] Whatever. We're travelling miles and miles to the island. But I don't know if this railroad's going to last much longer. It'll vanish like the engine.
- Lily: What engine?
- Mr. C. Junior: The engine that used to travel on this railroad. 'Cuz and I never saw it; we don't know what happened to it.
- [sees a coal car]
- Mr. C. Junior: Hey, what's that doing there? You ready, Lily? Here are the buffers
- [they float towards the buffers; Junior screams, and they end up on the Island of Sodor]
- Lily: Where are we?
- Mr. C. Junior: Uh...
- [looks at his compass]
- Mr. C. Junior: the Island of Sodor, of course.
- [scene cut from the finished film]
- P.T. Boomer: I'm gonna get my revenge, Burnett Stone, on you and that engine. You know what revenge sounds like?
- [triggers an explosion at Muffle Mountain, destroying the ledge that Thomas is on]
- Thomas: [falls off the cliff] Oh, bust my boiler!
- Thomas: Diesel's hijacked him!
- Lily, Burnetts Grand Daughter: what's going to happen to Junior now?
- Mr. Conductor: well, my family is usually pretty good at getting themselves out of trouble. eventually.
- Thomas: I don't know what *eventually* means, but it sounds really, really long.
- Patch: [finds Lily sitting by the lake throwing bits of grass at the water] Bet you can't climb that tree.
- [Lily walks over to the tire swing on the tree. Patch watched Lily as she climbs on top of the tire, then shimmies up the rope, and sits on a branch, and looks down smiling at Patch who looks up at her smiling. Lily climbs down the tree as Patch runs over to her]
- Lily, Burnetts Grand Daughter: [climbs down off the tire swing] See?
- Patch: Where'd you learn to do that?
- Lily, Burnetts Grand Daughter: From my fire escape.