- Billy Dooley: Relax Dad. Maybe he'll drop dead of a massive coronary like Aunt Edna's first husband.
- Grace Dooley: That's not very nice.
- Kevin Dooley: No, but it's optimistic.
- Billy Dooley: If I had to choose between spending a weekend with my family and being upside down in a barrel full of maggots, the maggots would win every time.
- Margaret McKenna: If anything happens to her I'm holding you personally responsible.
- Mark McKenna Sr.: You wanted her to leave just as much as I did.
- Margaret McKenna: I wanted her to move out, not become an episode of "Unsolved Mysteries".
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By what name was Family Reunion: A Relative Nightmare (1995) officially released in Canada in English?
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