- Jedediah Tucker Ward: By the way, you so much as look at my daughter, they won't be able to identify you with dental records.
- Jedediah Tucker Ward: I COULDN'T HOLD HIS FUCKING HAND, OKAY!
- Maggie Ward: No, you didn't hold a hand! Not unless it was young, female, and attractive!
- Jedediah Tucker Ward: If your mother could hear you now.
- Maggie Ward: Well she can't, can she? She finally got out of here and wherever she is, she's gotta be much happier than she was with you.
- Maggie Ward: [Jedediah attempts to hit Maggie, shocking her] Finally, words fail the great Jedediah Tucker Ward.