- Emperor Todd Spengo: On a scale of one-to-ten, in terms of... universe-dominating greatness, where would you place, say... oh, me?
- General Afir: A ten sire, most definitely.
- Emperor Todd Spengo: [musing] A ten? Hmmm...
- [becoming more annoyed]
- Emperor Todd Spengo: Well yes, of course a Ten. What else would you think? A six?
- Dick Nelson: That's my wife you got there! That's my planet you're blowing up! And that's... that's just some guy I met, but still, I think this thing has gone just a little too far!
- Emperor Todd Spengo: I'll have you know, Marge Nelson, it's not the size of your planet, it's how you use it!
- Emperor Todd Spengo: [after finding out that Afir is planning to dethrone him] So, what do you think of me now, Afir?
- General Afir: I think you're a small, pathetic, insignificant, little criten.
- Emperor Todd Spengo: Oh, really. Well, what do you think of me now?
- [stabs Afir with the needle with fake love potion, and which he then injects into to]
- General Afir: [Acting lovey-dovey] Uh, Todd. I love you, marry me?
- Emperor Todd Spengo: Nope, sorry. Marrying Marge.
- King Raff: [Voiceover] At the very edge of the galaxy is our world. The tiny planet known, as Spengo. For many decades, I was the king of this planet. The people were happy and their lives were good... But also, alas, we were a planet of idiots. Then, one day, the most bloodthirsty, fearsome villain had ever seen seized power, imprisoned me, and renamed the planet after himself. His name - Todd Spengo.
- [Todd Spengo is walking and runs into a low pipe]
- King Raff: Well alright, so he's not exactly fearsome - but he certainly caught us by surprise.
- Emperor Todd Spengo: General Afir, how much longer?
- General Afir: The death ray is ready great one!
- Emperor Todd Spengo: [Excited noises]
- [Walks forward, his guards follow]
- King Raff: [Voiceover] Did I mention we were a planet of idiots?
- [the guards run into the same pipe]