- Christie Cromwell: [trying to get out of the basement] Brenda! I have to pee!
- Brenda Bohle: Squat and do it down there.
- Christie Cromwell: The cops will find traces of urine, it won't add up when were supposed to have been murdered in our beds!
- Janey: It's because you're still a virgin that you're so upset.
- Christie Cromwell: I'm upset because my stepfather just tried to kill my mother.
- Josh Dealey: No shit.
- Christie Cromwell: I'm not kidding, your father's over at our house investigating it right now.