- Tony 'Piggy' Locarno: Don't you think you better get out of here before I get mad?
- Father O'Hanlon: You know, I can get mad once in a while too.
- Sach 'Turkey' Horace Debussy Jones: You want to hit me with your hat?
- Terence 'Slip' Mahoney: I don't feel like it right now.
- Police radio dispatch: Calling all cars, stolen police car.
- Sach 'Turkey' Horace Debussy Jones: [unknowingly driving the police car] Police shouldn't steal cars, well, just goes to show you can't trust anybody.