It's so unbelievably bad. That's my quick review of this.
Expanded review: Please see the first line for everything you need to know about this movie. I started watching because like others I thought this was the other movie of the same title.
The music is crazy how bad it's edited. Sharp cuts between music themed to try and make you feel what's obviously happening on screen. Acting is so bad and every single line is poorly delivered. The "comedy" is so unfunny it hurts and there is at least one joke that drags on so long it's maybe supposed to be funny again but it hurts to watch.
I only rate things a 1 if I believe the movie was truly a waste of time to not only watch but make. This movie is a waste of digital space. I watched half before I started skipping a minute at a time and gave up after skipping through the next twenty minutes.
You will find no joy watching this film. You will feel nothing watching this film. In fact you will feel like you wasted about two hours of your life watching this film. I'm not exaggerating when I say I would prefer staring at a wall for the length of this movie instead of watching it. I don't even want to watch the actual The Last Video Store movie because this movie was so bad there's no point in seeing what the real one is about.
Everyone is less happy after watching this movie. I award them no points. I hope just by reading this review you do the world a favor and give it one star as well.