She Never Died

'He never died' was a instant cult hit from 2015, so when 'She never died' came up, I had high expectations. That movie mentioned 'we don't like to be called that', so left the door open for a new story. The IMDB cover suggested ancient times rather than modern times (looks like ancient time war-stripes to me). Reading about it however, made it clear that it indeed was a current day parallel story. The reviews weren't too good so I skipped it at first.

It has been written before that it's unworthy (between 3 and 4 stars), so instead, I'll compare 'He' to 'She Never Died' without giving away the story to try and explain why this movie failed.

'He', Caïn (the one from the Bible) looked human (he was never called an angel, just has marks on his back where wings were and his creator isn't God), ordinary looking, middle aged, fairly emotionless and uninterested in anything. He did not have special powers, although strong, no super-strength nor could defy the laws of physics. He immediately felt genuine, someone who lived for 6 millennia would act like that: Careful, aware of his ability to regenerate (it's unclear if he can actually die, he just never did) and feeding off humans like a vampire makes him a high profile target for anyone, and in modern age also interesting for science. So he stays off the grid, literally says 'prefer to stay under the radar' (has a phone though), does not stand out of the crowd, has had a couple dozen simple jobs, saved his money, lives in a 13-a-dozen paid with cash apartment, bothers no one so no one bothers him, tries/tried relations: had a gf and a kid. Found a simple way to pass time (bingo) and a reliable food-source that kept him from killing people that otherwise would draw attention. The only time he can't keep his cool is when he's hungry, or gets irritated by humans. Irritate him enough and he'll become violent, then kills, eats them and drinks their blood, then quietly gets rid of the remains. He is basically a recovering addict and blood is his drug. After he consumes, the always present demons in his head slowly fade. The only reason why he stepped out of his micro-bubble of mindlessly playing bingo and sleeping is because of his food-supplier's problems. That became his problem eventually causing relapse and fueled his rage. It needed to be dealt with to restore order in his life. Everything that happened happened for a logical reason and even though he regenerates, he still tries to avoid damage because it hurts and he needs to recover for some time.

'She', Lillith: Same kind of creature, same eating habits, lived thousands of years. But: She doesn't work, is homeless, has no apparent skills whatsoever, basically can't take care of herself and makes no effort to stay hidden. She wakes up in a cardboard box every day and looks either disgruntled, angry or furious (continuously hunting for irritating people to become her food), and has a haircut that makes her look like a mad woman, so pretty noticeable in a crowd (people instinctively notice out-of-place things in their surroundings that may become a threat). She hunts humans almost daily, kills them sadistically rather than quick and sufficiently (you should at least have that skill when it comes to hunting your food for so long) and mutilates them always in the same manner (Caïn did this too, but only once. It's a traceable M.O.) claiming convenience as reason and doesn't even get rid of the body. She eats humans like they're French fries, and that's one of the few times she actually seems relaxed, even though she isn't plagued by demons from her obviously violent past like Caïn does, as if she has no conscience. Strangely enough, when she crosses 'excellent food' (she says so herself), she kills it but doesn't eat it. She lets herself be beaten senseless (literally) just to get to where she wants to go (it was probably meant to be humorous like in 'He', but that fails miserably). She's just the opposite, or rather a dumb version of Caïn and it's a god-given (pun intended) miracle she's still roaming free. She's in no way likeable nor relatable. Her story isn't interesting and relies heavily on the success of the 'He'-movie. Characters in the movie do things that are completely illogical (offer to infiltrate into the gang that kidnapped you after you escaped them?) and most acting is average at best, the detective is the weakest character.

There's a hint at another sequel, it's not something to look forward to. The cast of 'He' was perfect, if you'd take a photo of all the characters in a gathering, Caïn would not stand out. Do the same for 'She' and one person immediately draws attention. That's the main flaw, if Caïn had been someone that looked like Einstein, it would have been far less convincing or may even have failed too. Could the movie have been saved with another actress then? Nope, it was an uninteresting script/story that even lacked the side-kick and the dark humor, just tried to piggy-bag on the success of its predecessor. It's hard to believe this came from the same writer, who probably got part of the 2015 movie idea from 'The man from Earth'.